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The Enforcer
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"As I remember the last time we played as a team, I got the cue stuck in my ass."

"...Did you see what's happening to them, the stars? They're so untidy, I was trying to rearrange them."

"Look over there." "What am I looking at?" "Do you see what's happening to them? The stars?" "They're so untidy. I was trying to rearrange them."

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"Smile, you've just been erased."

"You're not a stalker or anything, right?" "I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me. Remember?" "That is the oldest trick in the stalker book." "Really? There's a stalker book?" "Mm-hmm." "Okay. I gotta read that one."

"...That's the oldest trick in the stalker book! Really? There's a stalker book..."

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"What do you mean you're dumping me?" "Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore." "What are you talking about?Sweetie, I never cheated on you!" "I know. That's what makes this so hard."

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"Scotty, it's not you. It's me. Heh, there I go, lying again. No, it was you. You're just so... predictable."

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"...what are you talking about? I never cheated on you. I know. That's what makes it so hard."

Every Which Way But Loose
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"...That means, no spittin', pissin', fartin', or pickin' your ass. You hear me..."

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"...after all, I'm a man and your a woman. At least the last time I checked."

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"...Behold the sword of power, Excalibur."

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"He who draws the sword from the stone, he shall be King."

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"...Can't you see, all around you, the Dragon's breath?"

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"...can't you see, all around you, the dragon's breath."

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"By excalibur I swear it!" "Swear it again." "I swear it!"

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"...look, your Daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the Devil himself..."

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