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"...don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous."

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"Don;t I feel like the fucking asshole."

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"...you can't handle the truth."

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"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge, and make me nervous."

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"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous"

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"My job is to make sure that you do your job. So my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face."

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"Oh my God, you're from the 60's."

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"The one constant through all the years has been baseball."

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"I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life."

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“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball...”

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"Big cats are over there, right?"

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"You have 48 hours, that's the length of time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions."...

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Korben? Korben my man! I have no fire! I-I-I-I-I-I have no matches! Do you have any matches? I-I-I stop smoking. If I knew! Hey, Father, you smoke? Anybody got some matches? We need some fire! We gonna all die!

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"You no trouble. Me fifth element. Supreme being. Me protect you, hmm. Sleep..."

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"Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of utmost importance..."

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“I forgot, you still prefer your cat to the real thing.” “At least the cat comes back.”

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"...to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't...."

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"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."

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"...you got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya."

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"When you have insomnia you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake."

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"It was beautiful, we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

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"...You're not the car you drive. ... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

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"You're crazy, you want me to hit you?" "That's right." "Like in the face?" "Surprise me."

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"I'm not paying this back, I consider it asshole tax."

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"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? "

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"Things you own, end up owning you."

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"...One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items." "Really...?" "If one were so inclined."

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"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."

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"When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that will name everything: The Ibm stellarsphere, The Microsoft galaxie, Planet Starbucks."

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"Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal, if only you could just stop tounging it, but you can't."

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"When people think you're dying, the really, really listen to you instead of just sitting there waiting for their turn."

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"When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellarsphere, Microsoft Galaxy. Planet Starbucks."

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Mine Birds Scene

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"I look at you and......I'm home."

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