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"I promise you, sure as you stand here now, I'm going to show you a new meaning...to the word violation."

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"This is tough. We're deep in country here. This is kinda like Deliverance or something, cause I think I should be scared." "You got a pretty mouth, boy."

"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scumbag, fuckface, dickhead, asshole."

"I'm Harvey, eh, Manfrenjensenjen."

"Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."

"Don't call me stupid."

"How do you do Miss Leach? I'm Harvey Man-fren-ginson-fred. I'm with the CIA..."

"I'm sorry I ate your fish! Okay!?"

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"Ah well, who wants to live forever!"

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"My thanks to you." "Yeah, what for?" "Well, for giving a dumb old bird a second chance."

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"My thanks to you." "Yeah, what for?" "...Well, for giving a dumb old bird a second chance."

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"I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be."

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"Did you lie to each other before you went to jail?" "No." "You became friends inside?" "No, no, hell no.

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"no, not since breakfast."

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"Ahh come on guys, it's so simple! Maybe you need a refresher course? It's all ball bearings nowadays."

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"I'm surprised to see you, what are you doing here?" "Uh, I ordered some lunch." "You ordered it here?" "Well I knew this was where my mouth would be." "Ha.... I really should change..." "No... I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today." "I mean put clothes on."

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"Say you know, my kidneys feel a lot better in this position maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calesthenics.... You know if I did some sit-ups in the morning, or bent over like this I'd probably feel 100% be... Moooooon Riverrrrrr whew... thank ya doc.... you ever serve time?"

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"...Well I knew this was where my mouth would be."

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..."Chewie, Hi, Luke Skywalker, how are ya?"

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"Alex, this is Chewie." "Chewie, Hi, Luke Skywalker, how are ya?"

For a Few Dollars More
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"Well, if there's gonna be any shooting, I gotta get my rest."

For a Few Dollars More
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"Well, if there's gonna be any shooting, I gotta get my rest."

For a Few Dollars More
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"...there's 14 of them. Yeah, that's a lot. A lot for me."

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

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"They was my magic shoes."

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..."You must have an IQ of 160! You are God damn gifted Private Gump."

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"Those must be comfortable shoes..."

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"You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born. I, I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world."

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"What do you think about that tasty beverage?" "Its fucking good Sir!" "Its fucking Cristal! Everything else is piss!"

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"I'm not playing this game any more." "It will be over soon. Then you can go home to mommy, TheOdore!" "TED!...The name is Ted! And yes, my mother did me the service of naming me Theodore. And I haven't a clue how you know that, because every body who knows that is thousands of fucking miles away!"

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"Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. You are so ugly!"

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"The pilot says that there is a crack in the engine, but not to worry, take off anyway."

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"You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!"

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"You gotta be a stupid Motherfucker to get fired on your day off!"

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