"I'm surprised to see you, what are you doing here?"
"Uh, I ordered some lunch."
"You ordered it here?"
"Well I knew this was where my mouth would be."
"Ha.... I really should change..."
"No... I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today."
"I mean put clothes on."
"Say you know, my kidneys feel a lot better in this position maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calesthenics.... You know if I did some sit-ups in the morning, or bent over like this I'd probably feel 100% be... Moooooon Riverrrrrr whew... thank ya doc.... you ever serve time?"
"You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born. I, I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world."
"I'm not playing this game any more." "It will be over soon. Then you can go home to mommy, TheOdore!" "TED!...The name is Ted! And yes, my mother did me the service of naming me Theodore. And I haven't a clue how you know that, because every body who knows that is thousands of fucking miles away!"