joblo's movie soundbites

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic... are just a few of the things I control in my world."

"...I don't care about money, I'm pulling back the curtain, I wanna meet the wizard."

"...I don't care about money, I'm pulling back the curtain, I wanna meet the wizard."

"How'd you get to be such a prick?" "DNA." "Asshole, I got your DNA."

"Oh, you got a murderous rage in you, and I like it. It's life, boiling up inside of you. It's good."

"...to settle for good and all who holds sway over the five points: us natives, born right-wise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it."

"Pardon my saying so, but having heard so much about you, I expected you to be much older..."

"Pardon my saying so, but having heard so much about you, I expected you to be much older..."

"Pardon my saying so, but having heard so much about you and all I expected you to be much older."

"...you take all my money but your borrowing part of it?" "At eighteen percent, now don't ask another fucking question, I'm leaving now."

"Fuck you, fuckball."

"I got an idea for a movie." "Doesn't everybody?"

"...Yeah Ray, he personally told me he got killed in that getaway jet crash that happened a month ago."

"Are you running a high fever? How could you conceive of something so idiotic?"

"Many people find me handsome with a wonderful smile, I'm sure you'll agree."

"Are you into girls with big tits?"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

"...Nice shootin' Tex!"

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

“...I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.”

"Bad table manners, my dear Gigi have borken up more households than infidelity."

"Bad table manners, my dear Gigi have broken up more households than infidelity."

"At my signal, unleash hell."

"Baby, I can't make a Goddamn dollar with these leads, and you're killing my ass on the street." "I'm sorry you aren't happy here." "Yes, well, that's very cute but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit. You're on an override--you make money, we make money." "I'd like you to make more money." "Then get me a better lead and don't go waste my time. A sales conference?" "The strategy comes from downtown." "Oh, the strategy? The strategy?! Well, I think I'll pass." "I wouldn't." "Why is that?" "When you come, then you'll see."

"Now get your ugly white ass out of here and don't come back."

"now get your ugly white ass out of here. And don't come back."

"Listen, I just wanna make a deal, can we make a deal?" "Who the fuck are you Monty Hall?"

"...can we make a deal?" "Who the fuck are you, Monty Hall?"

"Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job." "Look how far it got you."

"...but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

"....It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes..."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day."