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"...let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today."

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"Tell you what's putable. She was young, she was innocent! She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had them all over the world."

"I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"...you're drinking Champagne cocktails! And you're passing judgment on how I run my family."

"...in my bedroom where my wife sleeps!Where my children come and play with their toys..."

"...I don't..look I don't have your brain for big deals."

Goin' South
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"You didn't answer me the first time."

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"I could destroy you just like that."

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"The spirits just told me that you should come up for a little while and have a drink, and wait for further instructions."

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"See you in hell James." "You first."

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"See you in hell, James." "Your first."

Goldfinger
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"You expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die."

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

"Get up off your knees! I don't like your common jokes! This is an honorable proposal of marriage made at what i consider a most opportune moment. I can't wait all my life trying to catch you between husbands."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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"I notice that you're not very social." "I'm a writer."

"You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

"Goooood morning Vietnam!!!!"

..."Military intelligence! There's a contradiction in terms."

"We've got a special man in the audience today, right now. It's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army. "Oh, thank you, Adrian. I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know. This whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well." Why is that? "Because you go in the jungle, I can't see you. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid. For me, I want something different. You know, you go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash!"

"I'm Private First Class Edward Motesque Garlick at your service, sir. First thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name."

"You're not supposed to address the general saying 'hi'ya.' What's that, a new rule..."

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"Do you like apples?" "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?."

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"...Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had working for em." "Shut up. You get canned more than tuna bitch."

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"Do you like apples?" "Yeah" "Well I got her number, how'dya like them apples?"

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"But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

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"...funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you, I make you laugh..."

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"Hey you wanna laugh, this prick last week, he asked me to christen his kid."

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...be late for your own fucking funeral."

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"He knew what went on at that cab stand and every once and a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime."

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