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"See you in hell, James." "Your first."

Goldfinger
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"You expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die."

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

"Get up off your knees! I don't like your common jokes! This is an honorable proposal of marriage made at what i consider a most opportune moment. I can't wait all my life trying to catch you between husbands."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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"I notice that you're not very social." "I'm a writer."

"You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

"Goooood morning Vietnam!!!!"

..."Military intelligence! There's a contradiction in terms."

"We've got a special man in the audience today, right now. It's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army. "Oh, thank you, Adrian. I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know. This whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well." Why is that? "Because you go in the jungle, I can't see you. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid. For me, I want something different. You know, you go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash!"

"I'm Private First Class Edward Motesque Garlick at your service, sir. First thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name."

"You're not supposed to address the general saying 'hi'ya.' What's that, a new rule..."

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"Do you like apples?" "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?."

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"...Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had working for em." "Shut up. You get canned more than tuna bitch."

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"Do you like apples?" "Yeah" "Well I got her number, how'dya like them apples?"

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"But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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Key theme tune

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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

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"...funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you, I make you laugh..."

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"Hey you wanna laugh, this prick last week, he asked me to christen his kid."

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...be late for your own fucking funeral."

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"He knew what went on at that cab stand and every once and a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime."

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"and these are the rejects!" "Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies."

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"...and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible..."

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"But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

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"Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! AHAHAHAHAHA."

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"Hey you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo pie." "My Dutch treat days are over." "You plan on staying home a lot!

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"Guys...be cool huh."

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..."is that all it takes, 15 minutes?"

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"Hey you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo pie." "My Dutch treat days are over." "You plan on staying home a lot!

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"...don't you think they make me look smarter?" "Nah, you can still see ya face."

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..."Guys, be cool, huh."

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