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"But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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Key theme tune

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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

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"...funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you, I make you laugh..."

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"Hey you wanna laugh, this prick last week, he asked me to christen his kid."

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...how the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me..?"

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"...be late for your own fucking funeral."

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"He knew what went on at that cab stand and every once and a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime."

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"and these are the rejects!" "Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies."

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"...and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible..."

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"But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

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"Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! AHAHAHAHAHA."

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"Hey you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo pie." "My Dutch treat days are over." "You plan on staying home a lot!

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"Guys...be cool huh."

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..."is that all it takes, 15 minutes?"

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"Hey you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo pie." "My Dutch treat days are over." "You plan on staying home a lot!

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"...don't you think they make me look smarter?" "Nah, you can still see ya face."

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..."Guys, be cool, huh."

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..."Is that how long it takes, 15 minutes?"

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"Tell me about it, stud."

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"What could be grease lightning?!"

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"Jealous? Oh, come on, Sandy. Don't make me laugh. Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

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Sloppy seconds ain't my style.

The Great Race
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"Come on Professor, rise and shine." "Rise and Shine!" "It's 7.30." "Then you rise you shine!"

The Great Race
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"...I refuse to accept, I challenge you to another race." "Get off my foot!"...

The Great Race
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"Why, I waltz just enough to comply with tradition, then I sneak off to more rewarding activities, hahaha, BRANDY!!"

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"Your name is John Coffey?" "Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same." "Oh, you can spell can you?" " Just my name boss. J-O.. " "My name is Paul Edgecomb."

"I want you to think about this, and you don't have to answer now... will you marry me?" "You've got my blessing."

"What have you been doing with your life? Um... professional killer..."

"I want you to think about this and you don't have to answer it now. Will you marry me? You've got my blessing!"

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"Watch out for that first step it's a doozy."

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"...what a waste of time."

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..."I make the weather! All this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is going to push off to the east and hit Altoona." "Pal, you got that moisture on your head. You can go back to Punxsutawney or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It's your choice. So what's it gonna be?" "I'm thinking."

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