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"This virus has an artificial intelligence. It's a computer smart bomb. It easily camouflages itself in a system as big as ours."

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"Mr Gill, According to our records you're dead. I'm what?"

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"Right, well my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL, and I've got a big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki and if I don't get it in he's going to ask me to commit Harry Carry "

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..."You ever seen Scent of a Woman, on weed? That's the way to see it man, it's just wak."

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..."Bought a dog, for how much?" "Oh it's cool, yo, he's used. Including the house it was only two fifty, yo.

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"I myself am a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it."

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"I myself am a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it."

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"Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five..."

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"...the evil has gone."

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"...I realised that what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply, evil."

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"...Laertes: you but dally; I pray you pass with your best violence..."

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"Is this Clarice? Well hello Clarice. I have been in a state of hibernation, I need some action Clarice..."

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"...well hello Clarice. I've been in a state of hibernation, I need some action Clarice..."

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"...I hear that Asteroids machine call my name from the game room, so peace."

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"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit."

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"...now you can go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now Grandma.""

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"Check out the name tag, your in my world now Grandma."

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"...I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" "No!"

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"All right I'm outta here. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the game room so, peace."

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"Step right up folks! See if you can out drive the amazing golf, ball, uh, whacker guy!"

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Gradma, you didn't pay your taxes?" "I would have but I didn't have any money."

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"Grandma, why didn't you pay your taxes? I would have but I didn't have any money."

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"Gradma, why didn't you pay your taxes? I would have but I didn't have any money."

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You didn't pay your taxes? I would have, but I didn't have any money.

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"...I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?"

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"...this is Flamenco! That clapping, is so polite, is like the opera..."

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..."You look just like him!" "Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever."...

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"We're gonna win, and I'll tell you why. Superior attitude, superior state of mind."

"Ugh, dude, I dunno about you but I'm... fuckin' hungry as balls."

"Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl. And I'm gonna see her boobs."

"...Compared to me you look like Matthew Perry."

“Terrorist!” “Roldi?” “No, M'am. He's not a terrorist. He's just an idiot.” “This is just a bong.” “He said he's got a bomb!”

"Fear of a name, only increases fear of the thing itself."

"...why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?"

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