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"I gotta put this asshole back together."

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"There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out."

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"Help me I'm Drowning." "You can't drown you fool, your immortal."

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"At last. The gathering."

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"I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day."

History of the World: Part I
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"Hear me, Oh hear me. All pay heed, the Lord, the Lord Jehovah, has given unto you, 15 . . . . .10, 10 commandments for all to obey."

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"Besides, relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along." "Aah, spoken like a true cynic." "I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist." "You are a realist masquerading as a cynic who's secretly an optimist."

Holiday
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"He had a queer look on his face..."

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"Based on what you just said. I think it's pretty obvious that a brain scan is in order."

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"I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keester of my property."

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"Don't mess with me man, I'm a Lawyer."

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Ling-Ling! You forgot lunch, baby pie! Chicken with fried vegetable, bulgogi, and Kimchi." "Thanks, Mom." "Okay. You all learn real good now." "Ling-Ling?" "Can somebody answer the phone?" "Oh, dang, that's messed up."

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"Oh no, she didn't?" "Oh yes she did!" "Girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licious!" "All wrapped up."

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"Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... Hor...ticulture studies flowers..."

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"Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second baseball, baseball, he thinks he's going to score, if you let him go all the way, then you are a horticulturalists study flowers..."

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"Did you shoot anybody?" "He shot a crack head with a Kalashnikov." "Oah. Where'd you get that?" "The offender had the Kalashnikov." "Oah. Where'd he get that?"

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"Did you shoot anybody?" "He shot a crack head with a Kalashnikov." "Oah. Where'd you get that?" "The offender had the Kalashnikov." "Oah. Where'd he get that?"

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"You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city." "Everybody and their mum is packing around here." "Like who?" "Farmers." "Who else?" "Farmer's mums."

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"Voltron?" "That's me." "Oh, hi, Dave." "How you doing, Cathy?" "Why'd you call yourself Voltron?" "I don't know. Maybe 'cause it's super badass." "You're weird." "Hells yeah, I am."

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"...I don't know, maybe because it's super badass."

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"...she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal..."

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"I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue."

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"...what I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger, and a woman..."

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"...what I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger, and a woman."

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"Now I am called Tooka Chinchilla" "What does it mean?" "Fluffy Bunny Feet."

"...you die, you lose."

"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

"I present you, the ballistic missile submarine Red October. My officers and I request asylum in The United States of America."

One of our submarines, an Alpha, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks...

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