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"How can a kangaroo give birth to a human baby?"

"Hey, Darla, what's the matter with you? You sound so upset. You slept with my twin sister on Saturday. That's why I'm so upset! How do you know for sure it wasn't you? 'Cause I wasn't there. It sure looked like you were there to me."

"...You slept with my twin sister on Saturday. That's why I'm so upset! How do you know for sure it wasn't you..."

"Hey you know what, why don't you come back down here? I'll stick this pole in your ass and make you a lollipop."

..."Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids, that's a gang."

"The name of this piece is called, My Bitch Better have My Money. Bitch better have my money, through rain sleet or snow..."

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"You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?"

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"Okay look, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth. That's right you losers, you take one step and you're dead! You were bluffing huh? Yeah! Yeah, that was a bluff. Get 'em!"

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"With my little stick and my highly evolved brain, I shall create fire."

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"...they got up early, and quickly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs them anyway?"

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"...they got up early, and quickly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs them anyway?"

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"What was that!" "Oh, eh it was sp..." "A what?" "Space herpey." "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

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"Why me? Every time Metsler says' 'Lead, follow, or get out of the way,' I get out of the way." "Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose 'get out of the way'. It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following." "That doesn't embarrass me."

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"Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!" "That's my boy!" "Whoo! Whoo!"

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"Why me? Every time Metsler says' 'Lead, follow, or get out of the way,' I get out of the way." "Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose 'get out of the way'. It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following." "That doesn't embarrass me."

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"As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

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"...Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

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"We need a place to kick it." "Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!"

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"Let's try and keep this thing in perspective." "Yeah I was a little bitter about the whole getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."

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"...what a fabulous window treatment." "What a faboulou.." "That was a trick"

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"Excuse me, are we a little teapot?"

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"As long as you get married. I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some place cards before I die"

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"As long as you get married. I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some place cards before I die"

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"My mom says it won't last. Your mom's an alcoholic."

"I'll be thinkin' about that when I'm pissing on your grave."

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?"

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious or is it a gift?"

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?"

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"At at the top of my game, I'm right up there with the big dogs, Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so, I don't think so."

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"I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so."

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"Alllright Mr.President, here we go. Payback's a bitch ain't it?"

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"I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T's ass, that's all."

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"Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

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"Kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy."

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