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"As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

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"...Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

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"We need a place to kick it." "Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!"

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"Let's try and keep this thing in perspective." "Yeah I was a little bitter about the whole getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."

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"...what a fabulous window treatment." "What a faboulou.." "That was a trick"

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"Excuse me, are we a little teapot?"

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"As long as you get married. I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some place cards before I die"

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"As long as you get married. I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some place cards before I die"

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"My mom says it won't last. Your mom's an alcoholic."

"I'll be thinkin' about that when I'm pissing on your grave."

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?"

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious or is it a gift?"

"Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?"

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"At at the top of my game, I'm right up there with the big dogs, Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so, I don't think so."

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"I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so."

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"Alllright Mr.President, here we go. Payback's a bitch ain't it?"

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"I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T's ass, that's all."

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"Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

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"Kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy."

"This is a castle, and we have many tapestries, but if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse."

"I didn't know you could fly a plane." "Fly, yes... land, no!"

“Does anyone here speak English...?”

"Fortune and glory kid. Fortune and glory."

"Well I thought archeologists were always funny little men searching for their mummies."

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"Jack Putter to the rescue."

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"Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money."

"I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that will damn or save my soul."

It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
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"Everybody has to pay taxes. Even businessmen that rob and steal and cheat from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes."

It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
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"Everybody has to pay taxes. Even businessmen that rob and steal and cheat from people every day. Even they have to pay taxes!"

It's A Wonderful Life
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Oh I suppose I should give it to miserable failures like you.

It's a Wonderful Life
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"...I wanna live again! I wanna live again! Please God, let me live again!"

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"Now, it's a very difficult job, and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. That means you do everything I say."

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