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"They liked to wear little shorts on the job and what-not... and they would fire little bricks and types and bottles of beer at me and what-not."

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"Look Jerky, I don't need to talk to you."

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"...you had me at hello."

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"...you had me at hello."

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"...You complete me..."

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"Show me the money."

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"...you complete me."

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"Can't you just get past yourself for a second? Jesus!"

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"Well, boo fucking hoo."

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"I've had three lovers in four years." "That's not bad." "And all of them were in a distant second to a good book and a warm bath."

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"See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin' and I think we're finally talking."

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"See, that's the difference between us! You think we're fighting, and I think we're finally talking!"

Jezebel
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"I put on this white dress for you... ...to help me tell ya how humbly I ask you to forgive me."

"Never argue with the data."

"And what's this about a doctor's appointment? You're always going to the doctor!" "I don't feel good." "So what?! You think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me, I don't let it interfere with my job."

“And what's this about a doctor's appointment? You're always going to the doctor!” “I don't feel good.” “So what? You think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me or interfere with my job.”

"And what's this about a doctor's appointment? You're always going to the doctor!"

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"I always woundered what happened to you." "Well, I fulfilled a lot of peoples predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag." "Ah good for you, Danny. You know a lot of people go there whole lives without ever realizing what they want to be."

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"I always woundered what happened to you." "Well, I fulfilled a lot of peoples predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag." "Ah good for you Danny. You know a lot of people go their whole lives without ever realizing what they want to be."

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"Your testicles and you. Take a good look. These are the unlucky ones. These unfortunate soles are suffering from 'ESS' Enlarged Scrotum Syndrom."

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"Hi. I'm Dr. Zillman and I'd Like to talk to you about your testies. The human testicle is not unlike a balloon. Sometimes it is empty and sometimes it is full. And sometimes it can EXPLODE!"

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"...I've become a real scumbag. Ah, good for you, Danny. You know a lot of people go their whole lives without ever realizing what they want to be."

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"...I fullfilled a lot people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag. Ah, good for you Danny! You know, a lot of people go their whole lives without realizing what they wanna be."

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"I always wondered what happened to you."

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"I always wondered what happened to you." "Well, I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag." "Good for you, Danny. A lot of people go their whole lives without knowing what they really wanna be."

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"I'll be the Judge of that."

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"Uh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself in to."

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"Geez Banana, shut your friggin' gob! Okay?"

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"This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I have ever seen."

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“Well, well if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog..”

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"Fairly alarmed here."

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"I hate computers."

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"Really beautiful... and direction changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator. They're ahh... they're flocking this way."

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"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs eat man.... Woman inherits the Earth."

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