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The Kentucky Fried Movie
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"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11."

The Kentucky Fried Movie
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"...you will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls in Trouble..."

Kes
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"...well look at your hands there absolutely filthy we'll end up with dirty books that way." "I don't read dirty books!!" "I should hope you don't read dirty books your not old enough to read dirty books."

Key Largo
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"One Rocco more or less isn't worth dying for."

Key Largo
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"One Rocco more or less isn't worth dying for."

Key Largo
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"One Rocco, more or less, isn't worth dying for."

Key Largo
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"One rock or more or less isn't worth dying for."

Key Largo
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“One rock or more or less isn't worth dying for.”

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Bride flashback music.

"That woman, deserves her revenge."

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"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina."

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"...It was beauty killed the beast."

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"It was beauty killed the beast."

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"...I think I smell it, come on let's go."

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"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew." "We don't have a cow. We have a bull." "I'm gonna brush my teeth."

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"...if I were you. I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday."

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"I think I tore my sack!"

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"I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early. So I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one." "We don't have a cow. We have a bull..."

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"Hi." "Hi." "Not you. Hi." "Hi."

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“It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.” “Hey, do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling!” “Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.”

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"Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"

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"It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munsen, a manchild, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCrackin. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker...."

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"...this guy's a collector."

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"Killing's not his ulterior motive. This guys a collector."

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"Don't try to escape. Don't cry out for help. Do you understand?"

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"Don't try to escape. Don't cry out for help. Do you understand?"

"Professional E-E, U-W-S, What could that mean?" "I'm not really versed in single scene acronyms, so..."

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"Like, everyone in here is twelve years old...haha." "Oooh! Am I too old to be here?" "What?" "Am I too old to be here?" "NO! Of course not." "Does it look weird that I'm here?" "No, not at all." "Am I higher than these little bitches?" "Yes! You look amazing!" "Guys in here will talk to me, right?" "Yes." "That's weird to say but it makes me feel better." "You look HOT!" "Ok, I believe you."

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"Well, have a great night. Okay, you too. Thanks for the beer. Okay, enjoy, be nice to them. I'll see you. Bye. Thanks again. No, I'll see you later. No, I won't because I'm a pussy."

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"Are you hungry?" "No, I'm OK right now, thank you." "You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food - oh, it's mine, not yours - you know, but because you're family, you share." "Riiiight."

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