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“The world, Patrick...I want the world!”

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"You're nothing but an animal." "Ha ha ha ha,we are all animals, my lady."

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"And is your black, and full of hate?" "Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch."

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"I want me gold."

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“Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun.”

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"You ever met anybody you didn't kill?" "Oh, I haven't killed you yet."

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“Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!”

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"...Basically, I'm fucked."

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"I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, I don't even know what fucking Afghanistan look like, and even if I did I would not talk to their Afghan ass for three hours, I won't talk to my Daddy for three hours."

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..."Short, shriveled and always to the left."

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..."Everybody's been real nice." "Well that's because you have big jugs..err I mean your boobs are huge..I mean I wanna squeeze em'..."

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"...you stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey."

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"The pen is blue, the pen is blue! The God damn pen is blue!!"

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"I'm kickin' my ass, do ya mind?"

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"Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it!!""

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"I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!"

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"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind!?"

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"Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?" "Short, shriveled and always to the left."

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"...Short, shriveled, and always to the left."

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“Yo' Fletcher, how's it hangin'?” “Short, shriveled and always to the left.”

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"I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something." "How about your legs?" "My legs? Oh, oh, those are good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that-that-that's good. I keep the legs."

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"I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something. How about your legs? My legs, oh those are good. Oh yeah, thats good. I'll keep the legs."

Life With Father
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"Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there, you can fix it up. Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too."

Life With Father
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"Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there, you can fix it up. Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too."

Life with Father
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“Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there you can fix it up! Everyone loves you so much, I'm sure God must too.”

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"...nothin' he's at the top of the food chain."

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"Whaddya want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula...?"

Little Caesar
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"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

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"But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years is going to have to be... me." "What?!" "Halelujah. I mean, that sucks."

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"And I-I'm not into evil, and torture and all that stuff. Plus the prince of darkness should have sorta distinguished look to him. And let's face facts. I'm no George Clooney... hehe."

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"...the prince of darkness should have adistinguished look to him. And let's face facts. I'm no George Clooney."

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“I'm not into evil and torture and all that stuff. Plus, The Prince of Darkness should have sort of a distinguished look to him and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney.”

"...feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long. ... Cause if you feed me Seymour, I'll grow up big and strong."

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"...what the fuck is with that smoke man? What you got a couple of hamsters in there blowing smoke rings..."

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