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"I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!"

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"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind!?"

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"Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?" "Short, shriveled and always to the left."

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"...Short, shriveled, and always to the left."

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“Yo' Fletcher, how's it hangin'?” “Short, shriveled and always to the left.”

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"I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something." "How about your legs?" "My legs? Oh, oh, those are good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that-that-that's good. I keep the legs."

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"I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something. How about your legs? My legs, oh those are good. Oh yeah, thats good. I'll keep the legs."

Life With Father
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"Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there, you can fix it up. Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too."

Life With Father
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"Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there, you can fix it up. Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too."

Life with Father
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“Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there you can fix it up! Everyone loves you so much, I'm sure God must too.”

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"...nothin' he's at the top of the food chain."

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"Whaddya want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula...?"

Little Caesar
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"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

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"But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years is going to have to be... me." "What?!" "Halelujah. I mean, that sucks."

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"And I-I'm not into evil, and torture and all that stuff. Plus the prince of darkness should have sorta distinguished look to him. And let's face facts. I'm no George Clooney... hehe."

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"...the prince of darkness should have adistinguished look to him. And let's face facts. I'm no George Clooney."

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“I'm not into evil and torture and all that stuff. Plus, The Prince of Darkness should have sort of a distinguished look to him and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney.”

"...feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long. ... Cause if you feed me Seymour, I'll grow up big and strong."

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"...what the fuck is with that smoke man? What you got a couple of hamsters in there blowing smoke rings..."

"...guns for show, knives for a pro."

Logan's Run
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"...terminated 0.31, ready to clean up."

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"I know it is madness to keep this journal. But it gives me a strange thrill to do so."

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"What drives me insane is the two-fold nature of this nymphet, of every nymphet perhaps, this mixture in my Lolita of tender, dreamy childishness and a kind of eerie vulgarity. I know it is madness to keep this journal, but it gives me a strange thrill to do so."

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“What drives me insane is the two-fold nature of this nymphet...”

Lonesome Dove
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"We just had our last conversation, for quite some time."

"Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?"...

"So you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you and umption."

"Be on your guard, there are older and fouler things that Orcs in the deep places of the world."

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks."

"Is there any hope Gandalf? For Frodo and Sam."

"Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the Halfling? Before you sent him to his doom."

"Stupid fat Hobbit."

"The time of the elves is over. Do we leave middle earth to it's fate? Do we let them stand alone?"

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