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"You're just another lying old dirty birdie, and I don't think I better be around you for a while."

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"He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!"

"...you've never seen me very upset."

“These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it for Christ's sake!”

"...You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!"

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"No wire hangers, EVER!"

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"...ha ha ha, huh huh huh huh ha ha ha haa ha ha ha huh huh ha huh ha huh..."

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"Luther Vandross is not culture." "Fuck culture! Get me some good shit man. People complain about these fucked up tickets!"

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"What you got?" "Dodgers tickets, Lakers tickets and Phantom of the Opera tickets." "Phantom of the Opera?!" "Yeah, it's theater, man, you ever been to the theater?" "What the hell wrong with you, nobody gonna give a damn about no Phantom of the Opera!" "Hey, Franklin, there's money in culture." "Man, let me tell you something, Roland, black people don't wanna see that shit! Now I told you to get me some good shit like Luther Vandross tickets or something." "Luther Vandross is not culture." "Fuck culture, give me some good shit, man, people are complaining about these fucked up tickets. You're making me look bad, man." "Oh really?" "I'm serious. Next time, man, come up with some better stuff." "Ok." "I'll stop fucking with ya, Roland. I'm for real!" "You owe me, man." "I don't owe you shit!" "You owe me, Franklin."

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"...do you hear that? It's the winds of change."

"Well what are you then?" "I'm French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly King!"

"Shut up, will you. Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Shut up! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed! Bloody peasant!"

"...Ah-ha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system..."

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries..."

“Shut up, will you? Shut up!” “Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!” “Shut up!” “Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!” "Bloody peasant!"

"...The Black Knight will always triumph!"

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"Bring me the big knife! I'm gonna cut my throat!"

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"Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm gonna kick ya till yer dead."

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"Bring me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat."

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"Do you love him, Loretta?" "Ma, I love him awful." "Aw God, that's too bad."

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"Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm gonna kick ya till yer dead."

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“Do you love him, Loretta?” “Ma, I love him awful.” “Oh, that's too bad.”

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"Do you love him, Loretta?" "Ma, I love him awful." "Oh god, that's too bad."

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"Go to the boy, tell him it's over."

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"Wanna beer?" "It's 7o'clock in the morning." "Scotch?"

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"Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph and a handshake, but some of them want an autograph and a handshake and then they want to take you home, tie you up and saw your feet off."

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"Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph and a handshake, but some of them want an autograph and a handshake and then they want to take you home, tie you up and saw your feet off."

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"Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph and a handshake, but some of them want an autograph and a handshake and then they want to take you home, tie you up and saw your feet off."

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“Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph and a handshake, but some of them want an autograph and a handshake and then they want to take you home, tie you up and saw your feet off.”

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"...let's just say I'm driving this buggy. And, if you fix your attitude, you can ride along with me."

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"Nobody has sex with my wife, but me."

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"...Well, you know, it's the wrong driveway. That's a problem, don't you think?"

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"Evenin' you look like you could use a drink."

Murder By Death
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"Come in." "Darling the poor woman is stone deaf." "Sorry I forgot, COME IN!!"

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