joblo's movie soundbites

"You no help me now, I say fuck you Jobu! I do it myself."

"...Look I go to you. Stick up for you. If you no help me now, I say fuck you Jobu, I do it myself. "

"Pissed off now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say fuck you, Joboo, I do it myself."

"...you may run like Mayes, but you hit like shit."

“Look at this fuckin' guy.”

"...O.K, I free and clear." "Did he say free and queer...."

"...I demand to know when I'm getting a start." "There's an old timers game coming up soon."

"You okay, Pedro?" "Okay? I'm free and clear!" "Did he say free and queer?" "CLEAR! Free of anger and hostility that run Cerano's life!"

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass."

"You always have a very smooth explanation ready, huh." "What do you want me to do, learn to study?"

"...the stuff that dreams are made of."

“What is it?” “The uh, stuff that dreams are made of.”

"You're the new chief advisor, execute him for distributing rotten fruit."

"Of all the wonders I have seen. I've never looked upon anything as beautiful as you."

"...I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass."

"I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face."

"...This is Tony Clifton! A name to respect! A name to fear!!"

"Hello, I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie."

"Is there a secret to being funny? ...Yes: silence."

"How long will you be staying in this country, sir?" "That's a very good question." "Yes, I thought so too." "I'd like to see everything, but not have people know I'm a tourist, you know?"

"...I always thought I liked animals, then I discovered I liked killing people even more."

..."Goodnight, would I do that to you after two years?" "YES! You bloody well would."

"...pistols at dawn, that sort of thing"...

"...Well, there's only one small problem....I have no swimming trunks..."

"You're a brave man." "No no, not brave, scared shitless."

"These guys are trying to make me the fall guy. Everybody's screaming for blood and all of a sudden I'm it."

"...what can't we all just get along?"

"I want the people to know, that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

"That's a spicy meatball."

"...how many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time please."

"Sometimes he seems so arrogant, so superior, and yet the way that he looks at me and the way that he dances with me, as if he were two completely different men."