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"I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face."

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"...This is Tony Clifton! A name to respect! A name to fear!!"

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"Hello, I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie."

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"Is there a secret to being funny? ...Yes: silence."

"How long will you be staying in this country, sir?" "That's a very good question." "Yes, I thought so too." "I'd like to see everything, but not have people know I'm a tourist, you know?"

The Man with the Golden Gun
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"...I always thought I liked animals, then I discovered I liked killing people even more."

The Man With the Golden Gun
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..."Goodnight, would I do that to you after two years?" "YES! You bloody well would."

The Man with The Golden Gun
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"...pistols at dawn, that sort of thing"...

The Man with the Golden Gun
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"...Well, there's only one small problem....I have no swimming trunks..."

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"You're a brave man." "No no, not brave, scared shitless."

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"These guys are trying to make me the fall guy. Everybody's screaming for blood and all of a sudden I'm it."

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"...what can't we all just get along?"

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"I want the people to know, that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

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"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

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"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

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"I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

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"That's a spicy meatball."

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"...how many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time please."

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"Sometimes he seems so arrogant, so superior, and yet the way that he looks at me and the way that he dances with me, as if he were two completely different men."

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Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?

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..."Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles, in this place..?"

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"After this there is no turning back."

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"...I came here to tell you how it is going to begin. I'm gonna hang up this phone and them I'm going to show these people what you don;t want them to see..."

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"The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to."

"We're all here to do what we're all here to do."

"What do all men with power want? More power."

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"Noo way." "Big way."

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"...wrong answer, and the names Hank, fuckface."

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"Spaz?" "He's a sex machine." "Are your kidding me?" "Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"...Well I went out with him one night, and he got us six nurses by himself, and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"Spaz? He's a sex machine. Are your kidding me. Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"Spaz?" "He's a sex machine." "Are your kidding me?" "Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week..."

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"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Jack Burns speaking." "Yay Daddy" "We should be arriving at the Focker family residence at approximately 0900 hours."

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