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"Spaz? He's a sex machine. Are your kidding me. Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"Spaz?" "He's a sex machine." "Are your kidding me?" "Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning."

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"But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week..."

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"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Jack Burns speaking." "Yay Daddy" "We should be arriving at the Focker family residence at approximately 0900 hours."

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"I'm not sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

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" ...I can't have a chink in my chain..."

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..."We should be arriving at the Focker residence at approximately 0900 hours."

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"...man reaches a certain age when he realises what's truly important. You know what that is?" "Love? Friendship? just love I think." "His legacy." "That too."

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..."We should be arriving at the Focker residence at approximately 0900 hours."

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"I'm not sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

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"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is captain Jack Byrnes speaking." "Yay, daddy!" "We should be arriving at the Focker family residents at approximately O-nine-hundred hours."

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"Are you a part of that Focker?"

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"Are you a pothead, Focker." "No, No, what? No, no, no, no, no. No Jack, I pass on grass, all the time, well not all the time"...

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"Are you a pot head Focker?" "No! What? No. I pass on grass. All the time. I mean not all the time." "Yes or no Greg?" "No! Yes! No!"

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"...mix your laundry list with your grocery list and you end up eating your underwear for breakfast."

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"I could say whatever I want and you won't remember. I could call your wife a fucking whore and we could still be friends."

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"If you have a piece of information which is vital, writing on your body instead of a piece of paper can be the answer..."

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"Just because there are things I don't remember, doesn't make my actions meaningless. The world doesn't disappear when you close your eyes does it."

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"Just because there are things I don't remember, it doesn't make my actions are meaningless. The world disappears when you close your eyes does it."

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"I'm tellin' you that man does not look stable."

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..."Don't sir me young man, you have no idea who your dealing with."

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"You're all here because you're the best of the best. And we're looking for one of you."

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"I make this look good."

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"...that's very funny to me. Y'all ain't laughing though."

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“Don't 'Sir' me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with.”

Merlin
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"And you can tell her Royal high and mighty, that magic or no magic, if she harms you in any way, I'll have her guts for my bootlaces."

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"...she came back because she found out she belonged here too. She chose for herself. God, I loved her for that."

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"...your Goddamn right I do, so here come two words for you, shut the fuck up!"

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I'd... I'd like to think that... that Mitch would agree to do this with me. Because I already said yes. And I can't do it alone, so... No, I didn't... I didn't think this through. Should've talked to him beforehand, you know, but I haven't talked to him in so long."

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"In 1971, after the breakup of the Main Street Singers, Chuck Wiseman moved up to San Francisco where he started a retail business with his brothers Howard and Dell, the Three Wisemen's Sex Emporium. It was very successful for a year until they were sued over something having to do with a box of ben wah balls."

Mildred Pierce
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“Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.”

Mildred Pierce
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"Personally Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

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"We engineered them to be sterile adults. The judas' were not supposed to last past one generation." "So what happened?" "The one I examined today was a baby. They were designed to die, they are breeding."

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"We don't even know what the impact is of what we did."

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