"Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?" I...Love You...." "I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?" "Ship... boat..." "That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year." "drugs...." "Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!" "no... heroin...heroin, Frank..." "Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one."
"Hi." "Is grandma there?" "No, she's getting her hair done." "..." "What do you need?" "Can you just go get her for me?" "I'm really busy right now." "Just tell her to come get me." "Why?" "Cause I don't feel good!" "Well, have you talked to the school nurse?" "No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?" "No." "Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?" "No, Napoleon." "But my lips hurt real bad!" "Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer." "I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!" "See ya." "Ugh! Idiot!"
"First year can be kinda scary, can it Timmy?" "My name's not..." "But you know what I've learned here in my seven years at Coolidge...Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life or death matter, 'cause you'll die a lot of times. Write that down." "I don't have a pencil." "Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think that you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.”
"It says here you were the CEO of Snaptime Industries. Care to elaborate on that?" "Sure. Well, that was the uh, Umbrella cooporation for my invention, Snapper. Ya know, snap, lights come on. Snap, on" "Uh uh uh. Didn't they already make that?" "No no, that's the clapper which obviously stole a bit of our thunder. Personally I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean...ya know, whatever. But, uhm, apparently there is a significant portion of population that has trouble actually...snapping." "Clapping's easier." "...debatable."