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“...A freakin' 12 gauge, what do you think?”

Holiday Road Song Clip

"...we just drove 2460 miles just for a little Roy Wally entertainment. The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

"Sorry folks, we're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. "

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it's just fine by itself huh?"

"I'm going steady and I French kiss." "So…everybody does that." "Yeah, but Daddy's says I'm the best at it."

"Why?" "Because we're the Griswolds."

"First year can be kinda scary, can it Timmy?" "My name's not..." "But you know what I've learned here in my seven years at Coolidge...Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life or death matter, 'cause you'll die a lot of times. Write that down." "I don't have a pencil." "Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think that you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.”

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"...give me a couple shots of whatever donkey piss you're shoveling down these cocksuckers throats."

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"Never say no to a hostage taker, it's in the manual. Now are you gonna tell me no again?" "No, I'm not......" "Errrk, wrong answer."

"I can't help you." "Uh, Debbie? Can I call you Debbie? 'Cause, uh, I felt a connection when I entered this office. And I don't know, I feel like you did too." "I didn't feel a connection."

"Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?" "Yes, a great visionary." "Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?" "Twenty-sixth." "Twenty-sixth."

"It says here you were the CEO of Snaptime Industries. Care to elaborate on that?" "Sure. Well, that was the uh, Umbrella cooporation for my invention, Snapper. Ya know, snap, lights come on. Snap, on" "Uh uh uh. Didn't they already make that?" "No no, that's the clapper which obviously stole a bit of our thunder. Personally I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean...ya know, whatever. But, uhm, apparently there is a significant portion of population that has trouble actually...snapping." "Clapping's easier." "...debatable."

"Mr. Daley, I can honestly say in 43 years at this agency I've never seen a resume quite like yours. Ah, alright! That wasn't a compliment."

"Mr. Daley, I can honestly say in 43 years at this agency I've never seen a resume quite like yours. Ah, alright! That wasn't a compliment."

"...that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, The Snapper, you know, you snap and the lights come on..."

"...I didn't feel a connection."

"I can't help you. "Uh, Debbie? Can I call you Debbie? 'Cause I felt a connection when I entered this office and I don't know, I feel like you did too." "I didn't feel a connection."

"You got her badge number plus a month from now you got a date to meet her at the municipal state court ... YEAH! Very nice."

"...in all cases, the killers are eating the flesh of the people they murder."

"...is being committed by creatures who feast upon the flesh of their victims."

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"You miserable piece of dick brain, horseshit..."

Ninotchka
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"Did you hear that?" "It's twelve-oclock." "It's midnight. Look at the clock. One hand has met the other hand, they kiss. Isn't that wonderful?" "That's the way a clock works. What's wonderful about it?" "Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."

North By Northwest
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“...Apparently the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead...”

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"W-What is that?" "Zippy." "What is Zippy?" "He's a cookie man." "He's a cookie man? What is that on the ground behind him?" "That's a trail of chocolate chips. See where ever Zippy goes, he leaves this magical trail of chocolate for all the boys and girls..." "Magical! This looks like poop! It looks like piles of poop. It looks like zippy's walking along just crapping all over the place. It looks like he's..." "No, those are chocolate chips." "And what do you think it looks like?" "Excrement." "Zach, let's just say you're about to take a big bite of a cookie. What's the last thing you want floating around your head?." "Excrement." N"Excriment right. Listen, I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna say maybe we should avoid all bowel related itmes with this particular product. Just a hunch you know?"

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"Welcome to hell, Bi-atch! Car keys, wallet, now! You hear what I said? Okay you listen and listen good. This a gun. Kay? Don't be fucking around with no gun, white boy. Helen Keller, I'm talking to you! I know you hear what the fuck I'm saying to you" "Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day."

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"This looks like poop." "It looks like piles of poop. It looks like Zippy is walking around just... Just crapping all over the place."

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"Welcome to hell, Bi-atch! Car keys, wallet, now! You hear what I said? Okay you listen and listen good. This a gun. Kay? Don't be fucking around with no gun, white boy. Helen Keller, I'm talking to you! I know you hear what the fuck I'm saying to you" "Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day."

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"...I'm gonna go out on a limb here, maybe we should avoid all bowel related items on this particular project..."

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“It looks like poop! It looks like piles of poop. It looks like Zippy's walking around just crapping all over the place.”

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“What, what is that?” “Zippy!”

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"...Anna how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?" "Indefinitely."

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"...You know what they say about men with big feet..."

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