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"...I was wondering home come a fancy pilot like Slick over there doesn't have his picture up there. What do you have to do to get your picture up there anyway? You have to die..."

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"Some people say the sound barrier can't be broke. an engineer will tell you it's an absolute, like the firmness of the earth. The sound barrier is a farm that you can buy in the sky. They'll tell you the controls will freeze up. You can't budge the stick. They'll tell you anybody tries to break it will auger in. Well, now, maybe it can't be broke. Then again... maybe it can. Maybe it can only be broke for a specified sum."

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"I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes and we got your pudknockers who DREAM about getting the hot planes. So what are you two PUDKNOCKERS going to have?

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"It's okay, it's not that big of a deal. Sombody help me, I've got a bag of fingers here!"

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"People tell me I'm good. I feel good. I feel like a happy person. I feel just like all of you." "I love that kid."

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"It's okay, it's not that big of a deal. Sombody help me, I've got a bag of fingers here!"

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"People tell me I'm good. I feel good. I feel like a happy person. I feel just like all of you. I love that kid."

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"People tell me I'm good. I feel good. I feel like a happy person. I feel just like all of you." "I love that kid."

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"The preliminaries are being held here in three days. All you have to do is ACT like one of them, not exactly a major stretch for you...."

"I am haunted by words."

"...and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters."

"I am haunted by waters."

"He's throwing boxes of shit at the guests?"

..."One should never never, ever interrupt one's desire to defecate."

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"Not even once?" "Well, I mean I've had sex before, just never with a person."

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"Wait a second, tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany? YES!" "SHIT! OH NO! OH NO!"

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"...tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.Yes!" "Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!"

"Fuck me, he cleared it."

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful be-headings, and call off Christmas."

“Why a spoon, Cousin? Why not an axe?

“Why a spoon, Cousin? Why not an axe?”

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"Your move, creep."

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"I'll buy that for a dollar."

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"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

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"Come quietly or there will be, trouble." "Oh, FUCK YOU!!"

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"Come quietly, or there will be..... trouble." "Owhh... FUCK you!"

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"Robo, excuse me Robo. Any special message for the kids watching at home?"

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“Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”

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"Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."

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..."Oooh, hey marriage police, pull over."

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"Your best? Losers always whine about their best."

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"...So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, a little guitar, just relaxing." "Wow!" "I mean it, honey. the world is being Fed-Xed to hell in a hand cart. I really think that if anybody is think of having a child in this world is coldly considered as an act of cruelty. I don't know, I'm rambling. I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news baby?" "I'm pregnant."

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"...So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, a little guitar, just relaxing." "Wow!" "I mean it, honey. the world is being Fed-Xed to hell in a hand cart. I really think that if anybody is think of having a child in this world is coldly considered as an act of cruelty. I don't know, I'm rambling. I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news baby?" "I'm pregnant."

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"Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is are you happy with your haircut?"

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