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"Wait a second, tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany? YES!" "SHIT! OH NO! OH NO!"

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"...tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.Yes!" "Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!"

"Fuck me, he cleared it."

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful be-headings, and call off Christmas."

“Why a spoon, Cousin? Why not an axe?

“Why a spoon, Cousin? Why not an axe?”

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"Your move, creep."

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"I'll buy that for a dollar."

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"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

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"Come quietly or there will be, trouble." "Oh, FUCK YOU!!"

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"Come quietly, or there will be..... trouble." "Owhh... FUCK you!"

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"Robo, excuse me Robo. Any special message for the kids watching at home?"

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“Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”

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"Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."

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..."Oooh, hey marriage police, pull over."

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"Your best? Losers always whine about their best."

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"...So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, a little guitar, just relaxing." "Wow!" "I mean it, honey. the world is being Fed-Xed to hell in a hand cart. I really think that if anybody is think of having a child in this world is coldly considered as an act of cruelty. I don't know, I'm rambling. I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news baby?" "I'm pregnant."

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"...So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, a little guitar, just relaxing." "Wow!" "I mean it, honey. the world is being Fed-Xed to hell in a hand cart. I really think that if anybody is think of having a child in this world is coldly considered as an act of cruelty. I don't know, I'm rambling. I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news baby?" "I'm pregnant."

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"Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is are you happy with your haircut?"

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"Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty!"

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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"Master, Master we have a visitor."

Roman Holiday
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"This is very unusual. I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's most unusual."

Roman holiday
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"This is very unusual. I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on; With my dress off, it's most unusual."

"...I hope your babies look like... monkey..."

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"I thought you said nobody here cared about baseball?"

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"...Jesus! What happened? My old man walked into the room." "I should fucking beat the shit outta you the way he used to."

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"You're making a run at it aren't you? Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas."

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"No-Limit Texas Hold'Em is the caddilac of poker."

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"No-Limit Texas Hold'Em is the caddilac of poker."

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"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

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"You're making a run at it aren't you? Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas."

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"Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face."

"...what's he feeling right now Tex Hayward?" "I don't know Jim, there's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks. Actually, I think he's crying."

"Are you ok?!" "No!"

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