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"Friends, Countrymen, Russians."

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"...not cut off at the knees, but armed to the teeth!"

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"You've gotta get away from me." "I'm not going anywhere until you tell me why you lied to me."

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"Donations totaling three billion dollars were made today to the Red Cross, the Salvation Army, and the United Way Children's Fund. The funds were wired from the account of jailed Russian tycoon, Ivan Tretiak."

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"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase...give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

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"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
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"...whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not. Because they don't know a bloody thing about me."

"...maybe I'll make it with ya." "That's what you call thinking huh? Jesus Christ."

"...I worked on my hair a long time and he hit it! He hits my hair."

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"You sure he's taking it apart?" "Either he takes it apart or it takes him apart."

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"...You know smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills." "I'm counting on it."

"...my hammock in the back yard, my wife pruning the rose bushes in a pair of my old work gloves."

"Every time you salute the captain, you make him a target for the Germans. So do us a favor: don't do it, especially when I'm standing next to him. Capite?

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"Brains stay with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques."

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"This is fine cusine, Mrs. P." "It's takeout, Gilly, from Pizza Hut. Larry hates my cooking." "That's not true, Ruthie. You know I..." "That's why he never comes home for dinner." "I'm never home for dinner because I'm out there busting my ass." "If you were busting your ass, how come it's the size of a goddamn beanbag chair?"

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"...I kill a communist for fun. But for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice."

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"Hey, fuck you man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! "

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"I bury those cockroaches."

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"Say goodnight to the badguy."

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"...that's a pig, that don't fly straight."

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"Well, you stupid fuck! Look at you now!"

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"What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman? What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man, are you kidding me or what? Just answer the questions, Tony! Okay, no! Okay? Fuck no!"

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"...he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learn. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys..."

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"...I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys..."

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"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place."

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"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place."

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"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

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"I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan." "Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!" "Jawohl?" "Shoot her!" "Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!" "Ja, I'm doing mine."

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"...Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win battle of the bands' and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night."

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"...What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

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"Oh man, like why am I wearing a dress?"

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"...you know if you pause it just right you can see his penis."

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"You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Aha yeaah!"

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"You never told me your name." "Why do you want to know my name?" "Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at."

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