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"We've got $70 dollars and we got a a pair of girls underpants. We're as safe as kittens, OK."

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"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

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"Ohh, no more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!"

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"No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!"

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"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

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"...I feel like such a mug! Useless, no good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two-faced, pissing, shagging..."

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"God! I feel like such a mug! Useless, no good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two faced, pissing, shagging..."

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"I like them french fried potatoes."

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"Alright then."

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"Coffee kinda make me nervous when I drink it."

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..."I like them french fried potatoes, uh huh."...

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"Alright then."

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"It ain't got no gas in it."

Smokey and the Bandit
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"I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!"

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"...Yes, London, you know fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins, London."

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"Is he allowed to do that?" "It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other."

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"...It was "two minutes" five minutes ago."

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"How am I supposed to run this thing from that?..."

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"Do you know what nemesis means...?"

"...and if we end up kissing on the couch, then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom, then if we kiss in the bedroom, then you know, that's the part that I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together." "I want to spend the night together." "I have no problem with that."

Some Like It Hot
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"Are you the replacement for the bass and sax? "That's us... and I'm Daphne... and this is uh, uh, Jo...sephine "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hello." "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hi." "Sugar Kane?" "Yeah, I changed it, used to be Sugar Kowalchek." "Polish?" "Yes. I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher, and my father was a conductor." "Where does he conduct?" "On the Baltimore and Ohio."

"...I should have not sent a boy to do a mans job."

"...let us not forget Bryan Adams." "Now now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."

"You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient with better access to the internet." "It is faster, over five million..."

..."Now, now the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."

..."Well, I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

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"Eh, Whadda we care?"

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"Wanna play a little one on one, doll"...

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"...I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." "Keep firing assholes."

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

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"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

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..."I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." "Keep firing, assholes."

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..."What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

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