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"Is he allowed to do that?" "It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other."

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"...It was "two minutes" five minutes ago."

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"How am I supposed to run this thing from that?..."

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"Do you know what nemesis means...?"

"...and if we end up kissing on the couch, then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom, then if we kiss in the bedroom, then you know, that's the part that I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together." "I want to spend the night together." "I have no problem with that."

Some Like It Hot
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"Are you the replacement for the bass and sax? "That's us... and I'm Daphne... and this is uh, uh, Jo...sephine "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hello." "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hi." "Sugar Kane?" "Yeah, I changed it, used to be Sugar Kowalchek." "Polish?" "Yes. I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher, and my father was a conductor." "Where does he conduct?" "On the Baltimore and Ohio."

"...I should have not sent a boy to do a mans job."

"...let us not forget Bryan Adams." "Now now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."

"You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient with better access to the internet." "It is faster, over five million..."

..."Now, now the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."

..."Well, I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

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"Eh, Whadda we care?"

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"Wanna play a little one on one, doll"...

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"...I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." "Keep firing assholes."

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

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"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

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..."I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." "Keep firing, assholes."

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..."What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?" "YO!" "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing assholes!"

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..."Well, are we stopped?" "We're stopped, Sir." "Good. Well why don't we take a five minute break?" "Very good, Sir." "Smoke if you got'em."

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"Helmet! What's going on?" "Sanders! What's going on?" "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow." "What? They're getting all their air back. Do something." "Do something!" "DO SOMETHING!"

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"Alright, pop quiz. The airport. Gunman with one hostage, he's using her for cover, he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. .....Jack?" "Shoot the hostage." "What?" "Take her out of the equation. Go for the good wound and he can't get to the plane with her. Clear shot" "You are deeply nuts, you know that? 'Shoot the hostage'... jeez..."

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"...Oh, a spacecraft. Well, I guess that explains a lot."

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"...Oh, a spacecraft. Well, I guess that explains a lot."

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"...So, you're saying this spacecraft crashed 300 years ago..."

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"We've got a page one problem, shut up!"

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"...Did you see me cut into this chest? Did I cut his chest? I was probing to determine muscle tone and skeletal girth. It's a new technique. We mock what we don't understand..."

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"Every minute you don't tell us why you're here, I cut off a finger. Mine or yours? Yours!!"

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"Maybe your dicks not so dumb." "Got me through High School."

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"Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for ya."

Stage Door
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"The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day and now I place them here in memory of something that has died."

Stage Door
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"The callalilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day and now I place them here in memory of something that has died."

Stage Door
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"The callalilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day and now I place them here in memory of something that has died."

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