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"...I kill a communist for fun. But for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice."

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"Hey, fuck you man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! "

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"I bury those cockroaches."

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"Say goodnight to the badguy."

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"...that's a pig, that don't fly straight."

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"Well, you stupid fuck! Look at you now!"

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"What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman? What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man, are you kidding me or what? Just answer the questions, Tony! Okay, no! Okay? Fuck no!"

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"...he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learn. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys..."

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"...I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys..."

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"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place."

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"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place."

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"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

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"I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan." "Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!" "Jawohl?" "Shoot her!" "Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!" "Ja, I'm doing mine."

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"...Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win battle of the bands' and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night."

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"...What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

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"Oh man, like why am I wearing a dress?"

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"...you know if you pause it just right you can see his penis."

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"You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Aha yeaah!"

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"You never told me your name." "Why do you want to know my name?" "Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at."

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"Number 1, you can never have sex."

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"Why do you want to know my name? Because I want to know who I'm looking at."

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"There's always some stupid, bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend."

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"...Let's face it baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel!"

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"...Let's face it baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel!"

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"...was that a threat?"

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"I was just you know, trying to take the game to the next level. I'm sorry, c'mon open the door, Chris." "The game?" "Yeah, the game!" "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about how much fun it's gonna be to rip your insides out. Now open the fuckin' door, Christine!"

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"Let's play a little game. Answer right, your girlfriend lives. Answer wrong, she dies. Where's Maureen's daughter, Sidney?" "Who the fuck is this?" "Somebody who'd kill to find out where Sidney Prescott is. One chance Cotton, you've got connections. Where is she?" "You listen to me you fucking psycho, you lay a finger on Christine, and I swear to God, I'll kill you." "Wrong answer." "No wait!"

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"Oh my gosh. Does THAT suck."

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"...I wanna see wreaths."

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"Think I'm way off base here?" "YES, eh, eh, eh, hey of base sir, that thing looked like the Manson family Christmas special."

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"Do you think I'm way off-base here?" "Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, Sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas special."

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"Oh my gosh! Does that suck."

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"Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see wreaths."

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"...You know, I might suit up tonight, Dick. Sometimes I still dream of glory. Haha. Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares..."

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