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"...Oh, it's not the speed really so much. I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning..."

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"Ok thats really very good. I just want to try it one more time and then we'll call it a day: I met her on a monday and my heart stood still. A-doo-run-run-run A-doo-run-run."

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"...It's not the speed so much; I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup."

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"OK, that's really very good. I'd like to try it just one more time and then we'll call it a day. I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still..."

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"Go ahead, make my day."

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"Go ahead, make my day."

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"Go ahead, make my day."

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"Uh, good morning, Dad. Good morning, Jennifer. When you were in school, did you ever cut class? Uh, yeah. I guess I did. Most kids cut classes. Good. Sign this."

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"And you, November 3-4-7 Gulf... Where are you? Where the hell are you? Come in! Where are you! I said... Acknowledge, please! Acknowledge, please! Where are you?" "It's okay, Jack." "It's not okay. I got a small plane here and I don't know where it is! I can't find it." "Jack, a fly landed on your screen." "I hate flies! I hate them. Filthy things. They do that's what they do."

Sundown
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"Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker."

Sundown
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"Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker."

Sunset Boulevard
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"This is my life. It always will be. Nothing else... just us. The camera... and those wonderful people out there in the dark. Alright, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up."

Sunset boulevard
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"...Alright Mr. De Mille, I’m Ready For My Close-Up.”

Sunset Boulevard
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"...because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!"

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"January is a tough month. So is December. Gimmie my money. That's my boy."

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"...remember, that $3 I give you every week isn't an allowance, it's a percentage..."

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"You know how fast you were going? What? How fast you were going? Uh, 65? 63. Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65? Yeah, it is."

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"You know how fast you were goin'?..."

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"...I'm-- What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're the weird one for not liking porn. I"m normal as shit...

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"I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. You know? I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. You know? Like some editing, transition, something. Some music." "Yeah, you know, well, I'm sorry, Evan, that the Coen brothers don't direct porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of. Okay?"

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“That's disgusting. You're like an animal.”

"You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the fuck out!"

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"...can you not mess with me right now?"

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"Those guys are right about you, you're money."

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"I'm not going to Vegas, I'm not going to Vegas."

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"Now lookit... When you go up to talk to her man, I don't want you be the guy in the PG13 movie everybody's really hopping makes it happen ....I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy your not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from alright. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man."

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"Excuse me darlin' I'm sorry wow, I want you to remember this face here. Ok, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy." "Would you cut that shit out?" "What, she smiled." "It's not cool man." "Did she or did she not smile?" "It doesn't matter." "Mike I'm tellin' ya, girls love that stuff." "You're gonna screw up our plan." "Baby were gonna get laid."

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"...No, she is not looking at you dude. Would you quit asking me if she's looking at you. Wait she just looked..."

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