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"Oh man, like why am I wearing a dress?"

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"...you know if you pause it just right you can see his penis."

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"You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Aha yeaah!"

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"You never told me your name." "Why do you want to know my name?" "Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at."

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"Number 1, you can never have sex."

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"Why do you want to know my name? Because I want to know who I'm looking at."

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"There's always some stupid, bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend."

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"...Let's face it baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel!"

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"...Let's face it baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel!"

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"...was that a threat?"

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"I was just you know, trying to take the game to the next level. I'm sorry, c'mon open the door, Chris." "The game?" "Yeah, the game!" "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about how much fun it's gonna be to rip your insides out. Now open the fuckin' door, Christine!"

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"Let's play a little game. Answer right, your girlfriend lives. Answer wrong, she dies. Where's Maureen's daughter, Sidney?" "Who the fuck is this?" "Somebody who'd kill to find out where Sidney Prescott is. One chance Cotton, you've got connections. Where is she?" "You listen to me you fucking psycho, you lay a finger on Christine, and I swear to God, I'll kill you." "Wrong answer." "No wait!"

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"Oh my gosh. Does THAT suck."

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"...I wanna see wreaths."

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"Think I'm way off base here?" "YES, eh, eh, eh, hey of base sir, that thing looked like the Manson family Christmas special."

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"Do you think I'm way off-base here?" "Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, Sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas special."

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"Oh my gosh! Does that suck."

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"Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see wreaths."

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"...You know, I might suit up tonight, Dick. Sometimes I still dream of glory. Haha. Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares..."

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"...You know, I might suit up tonight, Dick. Sometimes I still dream of glory. Haha. Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares..."

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...She hopes to be an astronaut one day. I don't think she can do it...

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"..the world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part."

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"It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane." "It's very comfortable."

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"This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient." "He's a nut bag! Just because of, the fucker's got a library card, doesn't doesn't make him Yoda."

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"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for'. I agree with the second part"

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"When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? ..."

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..."YES YES YES YES YES."

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"Ain't you got nuffin to say? You gonna just stand there like Porky Pig?"

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"...In every fucking way." "Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing."

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"I don't give two fucks what Jackie big tits thinks about me coming back to. She can think what she fucking likes I got enough fucking information on her. It alright if she's got a pretty face, that could all change..."

"...me, I think he did it just to feel normal again. If only for a short while."

"...wound up sitting in a row at 10 o'clock in the morning, drinking icy cold bohemia style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked..."

"... and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it."

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"...I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em' right the fuck in."

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