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"...whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration, you're distracting me! And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. Understand?"

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"Come out come out, wherever you are."

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"Now this is where we keep all of our meat. You got 15 rib roasts. Thirty 10 pound bags of hamburger. You got 12 turkeys. About 40 chickens. 50 sirloin steaks. Two dozen a pork rolls, and 20 legs of lamb."

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"...She called it 'shining'. And for a long time I thought it was just the two of us that had 'the shine' to us. Just like you probably thought you was the only one. But there are other folks, though mostly they don't know it, or don't believe it."

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"...I don't want to talk about Tony anymore."

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"Can you remember what you were doing, just before you started brushing your teeth?" "Talking to Tony." "Is Tony one of your animals?" "No, he's a little ways into my mouth." "Tony is his imaginary friend." "Oh. If you were to open your mouth now, could I see Tony?" "No...."

Shop Around The Corner
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"Well I really wouldn't care to scratch your surface, Mr Kralik, because I know exactly what I'd find. Instead of a heart, a hand-bag. Instead of a soul, a suitcase. And instead of an intellect, a cigarette lighter... which doesn't work."

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"Nice Software"

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"Alright, you're gong the right way for a smacked bottom."

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"What are ya doing in my swamp?"

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"That was really scary, and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done..."

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"Ya know, before this is over I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy"

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"Ha Ha! Fear me if you dare."

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"Have no fear your fairy godmamma's here."

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"...that a female, Scandinavian Olympian was running right outside our house last night..."

"If you didn't kill him, who did Sir?" "Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere."

"I don't believe that Lecter's even seen a woman in eight years, and oh are you ever his taste. So to speak."

..."oh and and Senator just one more thing, love your suit".

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"There are no such things as werewolves.!

Silver Streak
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"...Jesus Christ I met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all."

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..."We work for the American dream, we don't steal it." "The this is even better."

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"...I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially you!"

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"...Duh, duh, duh, duhhh. Duh, duh, duh, duhhh. Duh, duh, duh, duhhh!"

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"...Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God..."

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"...I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everyone in this theater is a giant sucker. Especially, YOU!"

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"...Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God..."

Singin in the Rain
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"Well...we movie stars get the glory, I guess we have to take the little heartaches that go with it. People think we live lives of glamour and romance, but we're really lonely...terribly lonely."

Singin in the Rain
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"Well we movie stars get the glory, I guess we have to take the heartache that goes with it..."

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"I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me."

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"Fresh breath's the priority of my life."

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"We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens, ok?"

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"I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday!"

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"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

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