"You are a citizen of nowhere." "Now, even if we could get you new papers, we couldn't process them until the United States recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification." "Yeah, see, you don't qualify for asylum, refugee status, temporary protective status, humanitarian parole, or non-immigration work travel or diplomatic visas. You don't qualify for any of these things. You are at this time simply... unacceptable." "Unacceptable." "Unacceptable." "Unacceptable."