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"You been here before? You look kind of, kind of familiar." "The name is Douglass Hall." "Douglas Hall. Douglass Hall, no, no, it doesn't ring a bell. Huh, guess you just have one of those, those faces, familiar faces."

"They say ignorance is bliss. For the first time in my life, I agree. I wish, I have never encountered the awful truth."

"They say ignorance is bliss. That was the first time in my life I agreed. I wish I had never encountered the awful truth."

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"But hey, enough of my yackin! What do you say, let's boogie?!"

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"And then, we looked at each other and said..." "Said, look, why not?" "...we might as well join up. You know?" "So, we became the Originals." "Right." "And, uh, we had to change our name, actually." "Well, there was another group, in the east end, called the Originals and we had to rename ourselves." "The New Originals." "The New Originals." "Yeah." "And they became..." "...the Regulars. They changed their name back to the Regulars. And we thought we could go back to the Originals, but what's the point?"

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"Your first drummer was, uh?" "John Stumpy Peeps. Great, great, uh, tall blonde geek with glasses. Uh..." "Good drummer." "Great look, good drummer, yeah." "Good, good, drummer" "Yeah, fine drummer." "What happened to him?" "He died. He died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back." "It was really one of those things. Itw as, you know, the authorities said, you know, best leave it, you know..." "It's not talked about..." "...unsolved, really." "And he was replaced by uh?" "Stumpy Joe. Eric 'Stumpy Joe' Chiles" "Eric Chiles." "And what happened to Stumpy Joe?" "Well uh, it's not a very pleasant story, but uh..." "He's passed on." "He died uh, he choked on uh. The ac-- The official explaination was, he choked on vomit. He passed away." "It was actually someone else's vomit." "It was ugly." "You know, there's no real..." Well, they can't prove whose vomit it was. They never-- They don't have facilities in Scotland Yard to..." "You can't really dust for vomit."

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"...the Regulars. They changed their name back to the Regulars. And we thought we could go back to the Originals, but what's the point?"

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"Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Reguarding, Intravenous de Milo: This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band can not even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. Well, that's-- that's nitpicking, isn't it?"

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"Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Regarding Intravenous Di Milo; 'It's tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." "That's nit-picking, isn't it?"

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"The slime eating dog, you scum sucking pig." "You sons of a Motherless goat."

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"We could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda." "Lips would be fine."

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"Are we shootin' people or what?"

THX-1131
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"...buy more now, buy and be happy..."

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"...I highly recommend, the shovel."

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"What made you think you could put your hands on my fionsay?"

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"Alright, you have my attention. Can you tell me who the woman in the picture is? Oh, yes. The woman in the picture is me!"

To Have and Have Not
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"...You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

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"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

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"I'm ya Huckleberry."

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"You go to Hell!" "You First."

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"It appears we must redefine the nature of our association."

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"It appears, we must redefine the nature of our association."

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"..I can't see a damn thing."

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"That's not what he said you ignorant wretch. His Spanish is worse than your English."

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"I'm ya Huckleberry."

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"Well, I suppose I'm deranged but ah, I guess I'll just have to call. Cover your ears, darlin."

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"...Tommy is a Scorpio he likes biking and he's never been laid."

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"...house keeping, you want me to jerk you off?" "What kind of Hotel is this?"

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"My finger's stuck in the zipper I got piss all over my hands!"

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"...you're a smug, unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots."

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"Luuuke, Luuuke, I am your Father-ola le la lo."

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"Now I know you would love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, ok?"

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"Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s. It's not a grade they like to give out, I'll tell you that right now."

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"Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid."

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