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"Alright, you have my attention. Can you tell me who the woman in the picture is? Oh, yes. The woman in the picture is me!"

To Have and Have Not
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"...You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

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"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

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"I'm ya Huckleberry."

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"You go to Hell!" "You First."

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"It appears we must redefine the nature of our association."

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"It appears, we must redefine the nature of our association."

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"..I can't see a damn thing."

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"That's not what he said you ignorant wretch. His Spanish is worse than your English."

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"I'm ya Huckleberry."

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"Well, I suppose I'm deranged but ah, I guess I'll just have to call. Cover your ears, darlin."

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"...Tommy is a Scorpio he likes biking and he's never been laid."

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"...house keeping, you want me to jerk you off?" "What kind of Hotel is this?"

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"My finger's stuck in the zipper I got piss all over my hands!"

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"...you're a smug, unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots."

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"Luuuke, Luuuke, I am your Father-ola le la lo."

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"Now I know you would love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, ok?"

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"Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s. It's not a grade they like to give out, I'll tell you that right now."

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"Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid."

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"Sorry, Parden Me. Can I just check this out? D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I'm going to graduate! I wish we'd known each other. This is a little akward."

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"Apparently they give a lot fewer D-pluses than D-minuses. It's not a grade they like to give out. I'll tell you that right now."

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"You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know. They're called doctors."

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..."Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!" "You know, the finger" "Yes, I know the finger." "I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, "

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"Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash."

Top Hat
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"If I ever forgot myself with that girl I'd remember."

Top Hat
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"If I forgot myself with that girl, I'd remember."

Top Hat
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"If I ever forgot myself with that girl I'd remember."

Top Hat
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"If I'd ever forgot what's up with that girl, I'd remembered it."

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"You dropped your funny dog poo." "What funny dog poo?"

"Get your ass to Mars."

"Get your ass to Mars!"

"Get your ass to Mars!"

"If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"

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