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"She makes me feel kind of funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

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"She makes me feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

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"...ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell."

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"It's a good time, do you know what I mean?" "Yeah." "Rubbing up against each other, just a couple of kids who like to fuck, trying to make it honest. I get it."

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"Did you have a band?" "Yeah." "Good or bad?" "Who gives a shit, it's a great band, it's a bad band. It's like pizza, baby. It's good no matter what, there's music in the air!"

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"Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just kiss my left nut?"

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"You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts."

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"Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

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"They'll be divorced in a year."

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"Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You."

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"Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

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"Why would any girl ever marry me?" "Marry you! Just tryin' to get someone to play with your ding-dong."

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"Sir, one more outburst I will strangle you with my microphone wire, understand me?"

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"Alright, remember, Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."

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"...news flash, pop, Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying."...

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"When my brother Harrold asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like, uh oh, of course man. Cuz you've always been there for me, like when I was in rehab, and uh, like the time I couldn't find my car. Cause Harrold ya know, he's always been the dependable one, and I've always been the screwed up one. Right, dad? Why can't you be more like your brother? Harrold would never beat up his landlord. ...But uh, newsflash pop, Harrold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puero Rico when we picked up those two uh, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying." "Ok, how about that?" "How about that. What? Terrific, uh. I'm a person too pop, Goddamnit. I'm a person too!" "You're a moron!" "Ok, the best man everybody." "The best man. The better man!"

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"Good wedding singer."

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"Yeah we can play chess with her." "Chess?"

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"...I can't believe it. Did ya get a free toaster with this too?"

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"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray."

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"...I can't believe it! Did you get a free toaster with this too?

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"You're dead meat pilgrim."

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"Relax Leo" "I'm relaxed.""Take a vacation,""I'm ON vacation!"

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"Relax Leo" "I'm relaxed.""Take a vacation,""I'm ON vacation!"

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"He's not gone! That's the whole point! He's never gone!!" "Is this some radical new therapy?" "YOU SEE?"

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What I'd really like to do is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think there's really only 3 names. Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and... Leo Marvin."

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"You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!"...

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"Ahoy, excuse me officer, can you make sure he's home by 7?" "Hey, didn't I see that guy on TV?"

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"How am I related to this asshole."

..."I'll have what she's having."

"How long do you like to be held afterwards? All night, right? See, that's your problem. Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night is your problem." "I don't have a problem." "Yeah you do."

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

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