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"When my brother Harrold asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like, uh oh, of course man. Cuz you've always been there for me, like when I was in rehab, and uh, like the time I couldn't find my car. Cause Harrold ya know, he's always been the dependable one, and I've always been the screwed up one. Right, dad? Why can't you be more like your brother? Harrold would never beat up his landlord. ...But uh, newsflash pop, Harrold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puero Rico when we picked up those two uh, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying." "Ok, how about that?" "How about that. What? Terrific, uh. I'm a person too pop, Goddamnit. I'm a person too!" "You're a moron!" "Ok, the best man everybody." "The best man. The better man!"

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"Good wedding singer."

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"Yeah we can play chess with her." "Chess?"

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"...I can't believe it. Did ya get a free toaster with this too?"

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"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray."

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"...I can't believe it! Did you get a free toaster with this too?

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"You're dead meat pilgrim."

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"Relax Leo" "I'm relaxed.""Take a vacation,""I'm ON vacation!"

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"Relax Leo" "I'm relaxed.""Take a vacation,""I'm ON vacation!"

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"He's not gone! That's the whole point! He's never gone!!" "Is this some radical new therapy?" "YOU SEE?"

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What I'd really like to do is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think there's really only 3 names. Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and... Leo Marvin."

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"You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!"...

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"Ahoy, excuse me officer, can you make sure he's home by 7?" "Hey, didn't I see that guy on TV?"

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"How am I related to this asshole."

..."I'll have what she's having."

"How long do you like to be held afterwards? All night, right? See, that's your problem. Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night is your problem." "I don't have a problem." "Yeah you do."

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

White Heat
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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

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..."...student there is accusing me of rape." "Male or Female?"

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"You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky. Without you, I dwell in darkness."

"You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!"

"...Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you -- and for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?"

"Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will."

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"Fire it up one more time." "Oh no Rosie, I think the big Maniac needs time to refuel."...

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"Guy's got a serious attitude problem."

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"Ladies and gentlemen take note, this man happens to be second best pilot on this hunk of junk!"

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"I demand to have some booze."

"I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ..."

"Toto. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Toto...I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

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