Hollywood Gossip | Body Shop: Ashley Greene

So the whole voting experiment last week didn't really take off and ultimately didn't change anything on the final rating, but thanks to those who did jump into the fray. This week we're gonna pull a chick from one of my least favorite movie events this millennium - the TWILIGHT series. I will give it this however, the casting directors know how to pick an actress. Actors not so much for some reason, but the girls have been pretty spot on talent and hotness-wise. The TwiLass we'll ruminate on this week? None other than: ASHLEY GREENE!

ASS (6/10):

Rough start here. The girl has ample charms to recommend her, but the backside ain't really one of them. Her booty is troublingly flat, lacking in lateral curviness as well. and generally looks a lot less impressive than you'd expect a young, taut hindquarter area to look. Moving on to greener pastures.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Well hey howdy there ma'am. That is one nice bosom ya got going on. Every time I try to come up with sensible reasoning for my rating here my eyes drift to that pic of her and I start drooling. So for the sake of my keyboard, if nothing else, I'm gonna leave this one alone.

FACE (9/10):

Greene originally wanted to be a model, but was told she was a bit too short. Whatever. As the ultra hot love child of Megan Fox and Jodie Foster she needs only smile, or give one of those come hither stares she excels at, and I will gladly fall to her feet. She's a damn good looking woman is what I'm trying to say.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Ashley has her head on surprisingly straight, and has a refreshing calmness about the whirlwind her life has turned into. It's actually unfair to let someone this hot be pragmatic and smart to boot, but that's what this package contains.

CAREER (7/10):

Why a reasonably high rating for a career that consists of a franchise that I clearly despise. Simple? She has already achieved more than most actresses will in their lifetime as far as fame, money, and opportunities go. Ya gotta respect that. Also her slate for the next two years is absolutely bat sh*t insane. I expect this will deserve to go up in a year or two, but this'll have to do for now.

High points: N/A
Low points: THE TWILIGHT SERIES

OVERALL (8/10):

Ashley Greene is a whole lot of awesome in one sleek little package. While it's always possible that she'll fail to have a long term impact on the Hollywood landscape, it feels like she might cut a pretty wide path. Either way, she provides one helluva view.

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