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ANGELINA JOLIE
Angelina Jolie

Full birth name: Angelina Jolie

Date of Birth: June 4, 1975

Nickname: Catwoman

Height: 5' 8"

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Biography

Angelina Jolie (born June 4, 1975) is an American film actress, a former fashion model, and a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Refugee Agency. She is often cited by popular media as one of the world's most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. She has received three Golden Globe Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and an Academy Award. After appearing as a child alongside her father Jon Voight in the 1982 film Lookin' to Get Out, Jolie's acting career began in earnest a decade later with the low budget production Cyborg 2 (1993) and she played her first leading role in a major film in Hackers (1995). She appeared in the critically acclaimed biographical films George Wallace (1997) and Gia (1998), and won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in the drama Girl, Interrupted (1999). She achieved international fame as a result of her portrayal of videogame heroine Lara Croft in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), and since then has established herself as one of the best known and highest paid actresses in Hollywood. She had her biggest commercial success with the action-comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005). Divorced from actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, Jolie currently lives with actor Brad Pitt, in a relationship that has attracted worldwide media attention. Jolie and Pitt have three adopted children, Maddox, Pax, and Zahara, and a biological child, Shiloh. Jolie has promoted humanitarian causes throughout the world, and is noted for her work with refugees through UNHCR.

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  • November 4, 2009: Jolie's Salt Teaser: As most of you are already aware by now, the first look at Angelina Jolie's upcoming action thriller "Salt" finally arrived today but for some reason, our readers aren't praising it too much. In fact, it looks like everyone's come to the...
  • October 29, 2009: Angelina Spotted!: Ever since her 20 kids came along and with the film career as big as ever, it's very difficult to catch a glimpse of Angelina Jolie out in public. When the paps do see her however, she always looks stunning and leaves you wanting more if you're as...
  • August 11, 2009: Premiere: Inglourious Basterds (L.A.): It's almost here! The most talked about movie of the summer (other than "District 9" which I am creaming in my pants to see) is finally just over a week away and I absolutely can't wait. "Inglorious Basterds" is without a doubt Quentin's...
  • July 24, 2009: ScreenCaps - Angelina Jolie II: Angelina Jolie II As promised, here's the second part of Angie's top moments. There's some from LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: CRADLE OF LIFE, TAKING LIVES. and GIA. All prove how much she loves having sex.
  • July 10, 2009: ScreenCaps - Angelina Jolie: Angelina Jolie Consider this part one of an epic post that took me most of the week to capture. That said, I barely touched the surface of Angie's hottest moments. Most of them involve nipples. Check her out below in LARA CROFT: TOMB...
  • May 25, 2009: Angelina Sucks Finger: Seeing Angelina Jolie on a film set is one thing but seeing Angelina eating what appears to be cake and then sucking on one of her delicious fingers to clean it is quite another. Such is the case below as the goddess herself was on the set of her...
  • March 3, 2009: Angelina As Salt!: As you all might have seen from the main JoBlo site this morning, the good folks over at USAToday.com have hit the mother load and are now sharing two amazing set photos of Angelina Jolie as she's currently filming the first chapter in her female...
  • February 9, 2009: British Academy Hotties: It looks like the worlds biggest actors were enjoying themselves over in jolly old England this weekend as many of the major Oscar nominees this year attended the 2009 Orange British Academy Film Awards in London. As you'd imagine, it was raining...
  • January 29, 2009: Premiere: Benjamin Button (Tokyo): When it comes to promoting an upcoming Oscar contender, nobody does it better than Brad Pitt. How have I come to this conclusion you ask? Well it's simple, he has one of the hottest actresses of all-time at his side to help him get the word...
  • January 22, 2009: Battle of the Babes #36: In a nutshell, my life has been a little nutty this past week. For details that I can't get into lest they cause me to incur criminal charges, let's just say that it's been one of those weeks that you have in life where things are...
  • January 9, 2009: Critics Choice Hotties: The hotties were out in full force last night for the 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards. Between this and the People's Choice Awards, I think it's safe for us to say that we are officially in awards season. The Golden Globes are coming up and...
  • December 22, 2008: Angie Does Cosmo: Mmmmm.....I definitely know what I want for Christmas after seeing this new cover shot. Angelina Jolie continues to torture me with her goddess-like appearance as she will soon be appearing in the January 2009 nice issue of every girl's favourite...
  • December 10, 2008: Premiere: Curious Case of Benjamin Button: What better way to celebrate Christmas Day then to take the family to go see a David Fincher classic in the making? I'd still take the family if the movie was "Fight Club" but something tells me that they wouldn't see that as much of a...
  • December 1, 2008: Hot Angie Shopping: Nothing wakes me up better on a Monday morning than checking out some sexy brand-new candids of Angelina Jolie. Which is why this post is special to me as I was able to enjoy exactly what I just stated and in large quantities as you can see below....
  • November 13, 2008: Jolie Pulls a Joaquin?: Well, it looks like the dude with the frog on his head is influencing all of Hollywood. Angelina Jolie is now the next actor to jump on the ship sailing out of Tinseltown's harbor. Jolie tells Us Weekly magazine, "I don't plan...
  • November 10, 2008: Jolie's Back In Black: I remember one guy asking me a while back how in the hell Angelina Jolie could be pregnant again so soon after her first baby. I simply smiled, pulled out my iPhone and provided him with a half-naked photo of her. He smiled and asked me what I was...
  • November 4, 2008: More Bazaar Jolie: As an addition to yesterday's post featuring sultry goddess, Angelina Jolie on the December 2008 cover of Harper's Bazaar, we now have all the official photos from within the issue itself. As you can see below, Angie looks just as delicious in the...
  • November 3, 2008: Angelina Does Bazaar: I gotta be honest guys, if the photo of Angelina Jolie you see below doesn't get you excited, I can't see how anything else on this Earth possibly could. Even after having 3 kids, losing quite a bit of weight and an extremely busy lifestyle,...
  • October 17, 2008: Angie On Today Show: There is nothing better in my opinion than to sit down with a nice relaxing drink and listen to Angelina Jolie's voice as she talks about anything. I just find her voice and personality so soothing (as well as intensely erotic if you know what I...
  • October 10, 2008: Angie Breastfeeds W: First, they make Anal Hathaway (yes, that nickname is sticking) look, well... not so hot. Now W Magazine is taking your Angelina Jolie fantasies and smashing them to bits by featuring a spread of her breastfeeding her twins. Black and...
  • October 5, 2008: Premiere: The Changeling: As I stated earlier this evening, tonight was destined to be awesome due to the fact that the beautiful Angelina Jolie would finally be coming back into the spotlight after having her twins just a few months ago. Angelina fans everywhere...
  • October 4, 2008: A Goddess Returns: I hope all of you are prepared for an eventful Saturday night because if you are, you're definitely in for a treat. As some of you out there might know, tonight marks the triumphant return of probably the most beautiful woman of the face of this...
  • September 3, 2008: UK Bans Angelina: This seems amazing to me for some reason. But apparently, there are countries out there who think that glorified violence can be a bad thing. Damn... what a thought. (Tell me you can smell the sarcasm through your monitor.) A...
  • August 14, 2008: Hottie Poll #46: Online Surveys & Market Research
  • August 14, 2008: Hottie Clip #292: Angelina Jolie's Steamy Nude Sex Scene - "ORIGINAL SIN"
  • August 11, 2008: Pissed at Brangelina: Last week's issue of People magazine, featuring the twin messiahs of Brad and Angie sold an estimated 2.5 million copies. While way above the normal average sold for the magazine, apparently the execs at People are steaming mad....
  • August 4, 2008: Brangelina's Twins!: I've seen some cute celebrity baby photos in my time everybody but this official cover release from People magazine featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their newborn twins is friggin' adorable. What's even cuter is the photo in the upper...
  • July 28, 2008: Newmar's Choice: 74-year-old GILF, Julie Newmar, known to many as being the best Catwoman that graced the small screen during the years of the campy television show, wants Angelina to play Catwoman in the third Christopher Nolan inspired Batman...
  • July 28, 2008: Godfather Bono: Speaking of the Wonder Twins, Angie and Brad have decided that instead of family, Bono is the godfather of choice. The couple have spent time on the singer's French estate after their miracle babies arrived and when the question...
  • July 25, 2008: Gaining Weight Affair: Fresh off having the in-vitro twins cut out of her womb, Angelina is gearing up for work already. But she better be shoving some Ho-Hos into her mouth if she wants to make sure she keeps her job. Angie signed on to co-star...
  • July 14, 2008: Brangelina Twins Born: Yup, it's official everybody in case you didn't hear over the weekend. The biggest and hottest Hollywood couple in history celebrated the birth of their twins on Saturday evening in Paris and everything has gone perfectly so far. I'm extremely...
  • July 4, 2008: Hottie Poll #44: Opinion Polls & Market Research
  • July 1, 2008: Angie Ready To Blow?: It looks like the birth of Angelina Jolie's baby girls is definitely upon us and I wouldn't be the least surprised if this event gets more media coverage than all of the Winter Olympics combined. It's ridiculous to think of it that way but we all...
  • July 1, 2008: Hottie Clip #264: Angelina Jolie's Awesome Cleavage - "PLAYING BY HEART"
  • June 27, 2008: Recast It: Wanted: I know I haven't even watched WANTED yet, but prior to the movie getting released, I picked up the series (well, I kinda borrowed it from someone else and glanced through it... do you have any idea how much of my time gets eaten...
  • June 25, 2008: EW Features Jolie: My goodness, Angelina Jolie's lips are huge! If you're currently saying to yourself, "No shit Seth, have you been hiding under a rock or something?", you'd be justified in saying so but I honestly think that her lips look much bigger in the scans...
  • June 23, 2008: Douchebag Speaketh!: Before the blessed twins grace the planet (supposedly early next month), let us take a moment and reflect not only on Angelina's beauty but the sharp douchebaggery ways of the infinitely wise John Mayer. "Everyone thinks Brad...
  • June 12, 2008: Muppet Jolie: First we get to see Jason Segel's schlong, then he's planning on treating us to a new installment of The Muppets. I was completely down with both. Now word is coming out that Angelina Jolie is one of those being sought after for a role in the...
  • May 22, 2008: Premiere: Changeling: As we've mentioned already, the 61st Annual Cannes International Film Festival is now well underway and will be ongoing until next Sunday. As per tradition here at MovieHotties.com, I'll be bringing you updates on all the latest news and...
  • May 22, 2008: CAN: "Changeling" Photocall: As we've mentioned already, the 61st Annual Cannes International Film Festival is now well underway and will be ongoing until next Sunday. As per tradition here at MovieHotties.com, I'll be bringing you updates on all the latest news and...
  • May 19, 2008: Jolie's Big Cannes?: If you were thinking to yourself when you woke up this morning, "Gee, I wish I could see
  • May 16, 2008: Angie Looks Surprised: What exactly could have been said at the KUNG FU PANDA press conference at the The Cannes Film Festival that's got Angelina Jolie so surprised and Dustin Hoffman covering his face? Did somebody ask if the Sacred Twins currently gestating in...
  • May 15, 2008: Premiere: Kung Fu Panda: As we've mentioned already, the 61st Annual Cannes International Film Festival is now well underway and will be ongoing until next Sunday. As per tradition here at MovieHotties.com, I'll be bringing you updates on all the latest news and...
  • May 15, 2008: CAN: "Kung Fu Panda" Photocall: As we've mentioned already, the 61st Annual Cannes International Film Festival is now well underway and will be ongoing until next Sunday. As per tradition here at MovieHotties.com, I'll be bringing you updates on all the latest news and...
  • May 14, 2008: 2x the Brad Clones: The tabloids kept blaring it just as they've continually said that Brad and Angelina were getting married next week. No, next week. No, now they're broken up. You get the point. Well, blame it on Jack Black and his big mouth in confirming...
  • April 25, 2008: Angie's Wanted Poster: I'll tell you what guys, today just keeps getting better and better but as of this moment, it just took a quantum leap. A few moments ago, I received word that the good folks over at "Ain't It Cool News" have received an exclusive first look...
  • April 25, 2008: Angie's Mom Boobs: It's been a long friggin' time since I've been able to post anything about the woman of my dreams, Angelina Jolie since she's been busy with twins on the way, movie shoots, taking care of her other kids and so many other countless...
  • March 17, 2008: Angie & The Kids!: I always find it to be a pleasant sight when my goddess, Angelina Jolie is seen out in public with all the kids. I'm really proud of what she's accomplished and you can certainly tell that she loves them to death and so does Brad (the man I wish I...
  • March 11, 2008: Angie's Getting Big: Wow! It's strange cause it feels like yesterday that Angelina Jolie was pregnant with her first child and now she's getting really big once again. As much as I wish that I was the father of her children, I'm extremely happy for Angie and Brad...
  • March 6, 2008: New "Wanted" Trailer: Oh man, I can never get enough of Angelina Jolie as she's a queen in my book. So when the studio behind her new action flick, "Wanted" decides to release another trailer filled with shots featuring Angie, I feel some tears of joy coming. This...
  • February 18, 2008: Jolie Does St. John: Just to be clear, Angelina Jolie is not "doing" any John's of any kind but I sure do wish that she was "doing" a particular Seth if you know what I mean. The woman who will forever remain at the top of my list has just finished some amazing shots...
  • February 2, 2008: "Wanted" Superbowl Spot!: Well gents, it looks like Universal has decided to get their sneak previews posted nice and early before the Superbowl and we thank them dearly for that. The reason we thank them is for the brand-new Superbowl TV spot of the new action/sci-fi...
  • January 28, 2008: SAG Hotties 1/2: Happy Monday everybody and welcome to our exclusive coverage of the "14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards" which took place last night and was the first sign of life in the Hollywood community since the WGA strike which began a few months...
  • January 18, 2008: Hottie Clip #203: Angelina Jolie - "BEOWULF"
  • January 8, 2008: Angelina's Back!: I've been waiting eagerly since the New Year for the first official 2008 candids of one of the sexiest women on the planet to appear online. My wish has finally come true and on my birthday nonetheless as Angelina Jolie walked down the red carpet...
  • December 18, 2007: Hottie Poll #40: Opinion Polls & Market Research
  • December 13, 2007: Hottie Poll #39: Opinion Polls & Market Research
  • December 13, 2007: Golden Globe Babes!: Stop the presses everyone! The "Hollywood Foreign Press" has officially announced the nominees for the 65th annual "Golden Globe" awards which will be debuting on January 13, 2008. It's an absolutely fantastic list of nominees as there have...
  • December 10, 2007: Brangelina Look Cute: I've always been sick and tired of these stupid-ass rumours going around that both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were on the verge of separating due to their "differences" or the fact that everyone thinks that Angelina is nuts or something. I'm...
  • November 13, 2007: "Changeling" Update: It's been in production for a while now but things are looking great for Clint Eastwood's new drama, "The Changeling which as you all know by now stars my future wife, Angelina Jolie. I'm gonna keep mentioning that she'll be my future wife cause...
  • November 6, 2007: "Beowulf" Premiere: It's a wonderful Tuesday morning here at MovieHotties.com since we now have the distinct pleasure of presenting brand-new and fantastic red carpet photos of my bride to be, Angelina Jolie at the premiere of her new animated flick, "Beowulf"....
  • October 31, 2007: Jolie Supports Journalism: It looks like today will be Angelina Jolie day since we've been receiving a ton of exclusive news about her and what she's been up to. This post is no exception as she was seen yesterday attending the "IWMF 18th Annual Courage in Journalism...
  • October 31, 2007: "Wanted" Trailer!: It's time for another addition to the ever-growing movie trailer screencaps collection here at MovieHotties.com. I am particularly excited for this post because Angelina Jolie is finally back to her pure hotness after a two-year hiatus since...
  • October 29, 2007: Jolie "Wanted" Pics!: The day has finally come and the champagne bottle is officially open. The awesome folks over at EmpireOnline.com have now released the first official stills from the new comic-book adaption "Wanted" starring my future wife, Angelina Jolie...
  • October 25, 2007: Brangelina's Happy!: I just saw these photos that you see below and I just had to post them for everybody. As all of you already know, Angelina Jolie is a living goddess to me and Brad Pitt is the coolest dude on the planet. I've always been happy for these two and...
  • October 24, 2007: Hottie Poll #30: Opinion Polls & Market Research
  • October 18, 2007: More "Changeling" Pics!: Yup, we've received a bunch more photos of Angelina Jolie on the set of "The Changeling and we just couldn't resist posting them up here for everybody. We have a few special guests in these particular photos including Mr. Jolie himself, Brad Pitt...
  • October 16, 2007: Angelina Is Changeling: If you've always wanted to see the absolutely beautiful Angelina Jolie in older-style attire as much as I have, we're all in for a treat. Angelina was recently spotted on the set of her new drama called "The Changeling" which is being directed by...
  • October 15, 2007: Jolie Is Sexiest Superhero!: You read that title correctly ladies and gents and we have the facts to prove it. In a recent promotional poll that coincided with the DVD release of "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer", the public was asked to vote on who they thought...
  • October 2, 2007: Jolie In Park Avenue: These photos of Angelina Jolie will definitely look familiar to you all since they were featured in one of her earlier shoots this year. However, "Park Avenue" magazine has used the same photos but tweaked them a little so they look SO MUCH...
  • September 27, 2007: Jolie Joins Clinton: If you thought that Angelina Jolie couldn't be busy enough between a ton of kids, movie shoots, commercial ads, being a U.N. ambassador, managing a relationship with Brad, etc, you can just add one more thing to her list of things to do. So many...
  • September 11, 2007: TIFF Coverage - #1: We at MovieHotties.com are going to once again be doing what no other news site does as we bring all of you the most exclusive and best photos from film festivals occurring all over the world. This time, we'll be covering the festival that is...
  • September 4, 2007: Jolie At "James" Screening: Wowaweewa! If you thought that Angelina Jolie couldn't possibly look anymore beautiful than she already does, think twice my friends. Even though Angie is a bit skinnier than she use to be, she still remains the most stunningly beautiful woman in...
  • August 29, 2007: Angelina Back In Iraq: If there is ever another reason to absolutely love Angelina Jolie other than her superb talent as an actress and for being the most beautiful woman in the world, it's definitely her humanitarian role across the globe. In the photos below, Angelina...
  • August 14, 2007: Angelina Driving Viper In "Wanted": What more could a man possibly want? The most beautiful woman in the world looking so hot and getting behind the wheel of a gorgeous fire engine red Viper could possibly be the greatest event to ever take place (for a guy anyway). Angelina Jolie...
  • July 26, 2007: Angelina In "Beowulf" Trailer!: I know I'm probably pushing the line right now but I have to honestly say that this is one of the best trailers I've ever seen. One reason is that the movie looks absolutely amazing with great action and the severe creep factor. The other reason...
  • July 16, 2007: Body Shop: Angelina Jolie: Welcome to The Body Shop, my friends! Last week marked our debut, and each week going forward we'll pick one of our favorite Movie Hotties and break 'er down for ya. We'll consider her physical hotness,...
  • June 5, 2007: Angelina Does "Esquire" Again (And Better!): I cannot stress enough how much I think that Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women in the world and just a single photo of her smiling just makes me melt away. With that known, my eyes almost blew out of my head when I saw the new...
  • May 24, 2007: Angelina Jolie On The Set Of "Wanted"!: It's been a crazy week with the "2007 Cannes Film Festival" so we're taking a very quick break from that and bringing you the latest in hottie buzz everywhere else. We received a little special tip today from some friends who reveled two exclusive...
  • May 22, 2007: Jolie In "A Mighty Heart" Trailer!: I hope that no one is getting annoyed by my constant publicity and news posts about Angelina Jolie's new film called "A Mighty Heart" which has premiered at the Cannes Film Festival. I just think the movie looks amazing and the fact that I've had...
  • May 12, 2007: PromoPics: Angelina Jolie: It's been in the post-production phase for quite a while but we're finally getting an exclusive first-look at Angelina Jolie's latest drama called "A Might Heart" which chronicles the life of journalist Daniel Pearl who was killed while...
  • February 22, 2007: Angelina Jolie Does Mardi Gras!: Even puffy-lipped globe-trotting humanitarians have to unwind sometimes. That's why Angelina Jolie took time out of her busy orphan-adopting, world-saving schedule to enjoy some Mardi Gras festivities earlier this week. Hollyscoop had a pic of...
  • November 25, 2006: Angie gives Vietnam surprise blessing: We can't believe we were ever worried that our dear Mother Angelina Jolie would let unseemly civilian contact and media aspersions get in the way of her mission to save us from ourselves. Being unable to peruse an orphanage to possibly find...
  • November 23, 2006: Angie gives Cambodia surprise blessing: With Madonna's unfortunate orphan shopping woes and the sordid bodyguard-related altercation forcing Queen Mother Angelina Jolie to give up expanding Her multi-cultural brood with an Indian orphan, we take it as a positive sign that after such...
  • October 11, 2006: Angie not delivering money?: We can't begin to fathom what would motivate recently resurrected "Radar Online" to disparage the Divine Mother of All Angelina Jolie but in a recent report, they claim that Angelina failed to provide a donation she had promised to a local...
  • August 29, 2006: Jen & Angie friends?: In a display of benevolence befitting someone of her sanctified stature, Angelina Jolie has re-opened the channels of communication with Brad Pitt's mortal former spouse Jennifer Aniston. According to an insider: Angelina has had several...
  • August 15, 2006: Angie leaves H'wood?: While we fully expected Angelina Jolie to frequent Africa and other third world nations, we never anticipated our beloved Mother Gaia would deprive us of the blessing of her big screen performances as she alluded to in this rather dubious...
  • August 9, 2006: Angie spies on Brad?: Let's get one thing straight here; These reports of Angelina Jolie being overly clingy and jealous with Brad Pitt, going so far as calling him ten times a day and asking friends to report on his every activity while he's on the set of OCEAN'S 13...
  • July 4, 2006: Angie baby pic fiasco: Even though we're sure everyone and their lifesize hookerbot is aware of the story behind those stolen personal pictures of our dear Earth Queen Angelina Jolie and her family, we thought we'd relay it to the two or three sentient beings in the...
  • June 28, 2006: Angie int. post-mortem: We realize this post-mortem on Mother Gaia's interview with Anderson Cooper (part of which you can see, marvel and be inspired by HERE) is about fifteen years too late but it's our belief that any discussion on the Queen of our world is timely...
  • June 19, 2006: Mother Gaia speaks: When it was announced that Mother Gaia would be blessing us with her divine likeness and sage wisdom on Anderson Cooper's TV show, naturally, we were elated beyond our wildest dreams. However, when excerpts from the interview surfaced and we...
  • June 14, 2006: Tom is mean to Shiloh: With the arrival of our hopes, dreams and very livelihood as a species in the form of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, we found it in absolutely poor taste that Scientology emissary Tom Cruise would send a card to Mother Gaia and Father Savior...
  • June 8, 2006: Prophet Savior picture!: Sweet Jersualem, it's her! It's really her! The exalted progeny of Mother Gaia and Earth Father! We're just…it's a…we just can't believe…we're dying, right now, our heart will stop beating…the power is just…too...
  • May 31, 2006: Brangelina baby update: Now that the Brangelina Infant Entity Shiloh Nouvel has exited the womb and can fully engage the cycle of transubstantiation into full-fledged deity, it's only right that we, as peons bending to her will, chronicle her journey. First, some...
  • May 29, 2006: Prophet Savior is here!: The dearth of posting yesterday is only partly due to the hoilday weekend. It's due largely to us spending the majority of the day on bended knee weeping uncontrollably at the sheer magnitude of this weekend's event. We've been anticipating...
  • March 13, 2006: Angelina in Sin City?: While out promoting…something, Rosario Dawson asserted the following regarding Frank Miller's and Robert Rodriguez' upcoming sequel to the mega-stylized SIN CITY: The film's been kind of postponed because Robert has been interested in...
  • March 2, 2006: Brad's secret bimbo stash: We suspect the source who keeps informing gossip outlets of the very private interactions of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is none other than Maddox. The Chosen Cambodian has been in the spotlight long enough to deduce that his adopted parents are...
  • February 14, 2006: Brand and Ange love to French: It is a herculean task keeping track of the daily real and invented happenings of the mighty hydra that is Brangemadaraunbornfetus. The latest news to run the gossip gauntlet is that they're planning to relocate their operation to the...
  • February 11, 2006: Vanity Fair pics: Admittedly, we didn't expect a plethora of exposed genitals uncontrollably flapping in a maniacal orgy with the rampant use of an assortment of vibrating mechanical devices. We would have appreciated it but we didn't expect it. No, this is...
  • February 4, 2006: Brad's a doofus sperm donor: Yeah, it's fake. But it's funny. By the by, a little picture essay of the sordid web of conflict that is the mighty Brangelina: Us Weekly - The baby's due May 2nd. Star - Angelina will never marry Brad because they've both been through...
  • February 4, 2006: Angelina feels sorry for celebs: On return from her first official tour as UN Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina Jolie could bearly muster the energy to attend to her award show commitment as she felt the insipid stench of celebrity vapidity would just be too much for her to bear: I...
  • January 30, 2006: The "gorgeous, horny and kinda crazy" hotties: Pop culture blog "YesButNoButYes" recently posted a list of the top ten female robots and two of the most prominent names included are Angelina Jolie and "Battlestar Galactica" hottie Tricia Helfer. Jolie was included for her stellar turn as a...