Britney Jean Spears was born in rural Louisiana (Kentwood) on December 2, 1981, to Jamie and Lynne Spears. As a child, Britney attended dance classes, and she was great at gymnastics, winning many competitions and the like. But, most of all, Britney loved to sing. At age 8, Britney tried out for "MMC" (1989), but was turned down due to her young age. This directed her to an off-Broadway show, "Ruthless", for a 2-year run as the title character. At age 11, she again tried for "MMC" (1989) and this time made it as a mouseketeer along side many stars of today (Justin Timberlake and J.C. Chasez of N*Sync and Ryan Gosling). Her big break, however, came when she was signed as a Jive Recording Artist in the late 90s. With the release of her debut album, "...Baby One More Time" in early 1999, Britney became an international success, selling 13 million copies of "Baby" and 9 million (as of July 2001) of her sophomore album, "Oops!...I Did It Again," released in May of 2000.

• October 30, 2009: Halloween Celebs: Well, it's that time of year again. I'm still off on vacation and plan to be donning too many tequila shots rather than a costume, but that doesn't mean that I can't give you some of the celebrities who have stepped out in costume. See if you can...
• August 18, 2009: Britney In Blue: Dammit... this whole Britney Spears looking good in a bikini thing is really starting to get on my nerves. First it was the white bikini that she was wearing for some shoot, then it was the bubble gum bikini pink bikini that I posted pictures of...
• August 17, 2009: Brit's Pink Parts: It's almost a little hard to believe that Britney Spears has been looking this good lately. Granted, I'm sure she's a Monet that looks ugly when you get up close, but just glancing at these pictures of her in a pink bikini poolside in Marina Del...
• August 7, 2009: Brit-Brit Bikini Time: You know, Britney Spears is actually looking pretty good relaxing by the side of a Los Angeles pool. We haven't heard much commotion going on around the singer slash wannabe actress lately and I honestly can say that I'm a little happy about that....
• June 30, 2009: Brit-Brit's So... So...: Britney Spears is so boring when she's out in the public eye being normal. Hell, I bet she had to bargain 65% of her next 5 years' worth of income in order to get Daddy Spears to allow her to dye her hair. And you know he just rassled her to the...
• April 1, 2009: Brit Does Candies: I don't like April Fool's jokes. I especially don't like them when I'm sitting at home sick with the cold that everyone else I know got over a month ago. And I don't think that it's funny when the people and places that be f*ck with...
• December 4, 2008: Brit's Bewb-Day Bash: Britney Spears has more reasons to celebrate other than the sale of her latest album Circus flying off Target shelves across the country. She also recently had her 27th birthday (has it really been that long since she was underage meat?)...
• December 3, 2008: Britney Lights NYC: It's nice to finally see Britney Spears back in the spotlight again (even if she is a bit bonkers) because quite frankly, I was getting tired of all the bullshit rumours and and photos posted about her when she was in her "screwed up" phase. She...
• December 3, 2008: Brit Goes Greek: It's Britney Spears week here at Movie Hotties. Granted, she hasn't legitimately been in a film (that was released on the big screen, Adnan's video camera doesn't count) in quite some time, it seems that it's unavoidable when it comes to...
• December 2, 2008: Brit Goes Off Cliff: Here are some surprisingly good shots of Britney Spears as photographed by Cliff Watts. I know I shouldn't be buying into her recent hype machine, but I can't help but admit that they're really going whole hog in getting her to have a better...
• December 1, 2008: Glamourous Britney: Well, the forcing of Britney Spears down our collective pop culture throats has started again. First, you couldn't turn anywhere without her barely legal ass being barely clothed on a magazine cover. Then it was all the nut job covers...
• November 28, 2008: Britney Does Bambi: First off, I want to assure you that Britney Spears in no way had sex of any kind with an animated deer from 1942. I'm pretty sure that my title put that image in your minds right away so please get your heads out of the gutter (or don't because...
• November 25, 2008: Britney's Rolling Stone: Dare I say this but is Britney Spears slowly starting to become a.....MILF? I know that the very thought of this might offend some but I honestly think that Britney has been looking quite yummy recently since she's been getting her affairs back in...
• October 29, 2008: Brit Back to SNL?: With the annoying song, "Womanizer" doing almost as well as Britney herself, it seems that Ms. Spears might be doing a turn on SNL come November 22nd. She's hosted a couple of times in the past and say what you will about the girl, that...
• October 16, 2008: Brit-Brit: The Movie: Britney Spears' pitiful excuse for a mother is supposedly trying to sell the movie rights to her book Through the Storm, where she gave up all of the secrets to successfully raising a crazed lunatic by making her a child star who...
• October 8, 2008: Brit Freezes Hell: Britney Spears has frozen hell over and managed to turn herself into a babe for her upcoming video, "Womanizer." Do people really watch music videos anymore? In any case, here are a few stills from her recent shoot, for part of which she...
• October 1, 2008: Brit Gets Schooled: Britney Spears does (not?) have a sex tape. (Supposed sample stills from it, you tell me what you think. Oh and NSFW) The rumours that were going around that Adnan Ghalib, her former paparazzi boyfriend, had a tape of them bumping uglies...
• September 29, 2008: Brit-Brit Sex-Jinx: Adnan Ghalib, that weird looking dude who was escorting Britney Spears around during her pink-wigged, wigging out days has confirmed that he indeed has a sex tape of the two of them together. It's supposedly 2 hours long and he's not...
• September 8, 2008: VMA Hotties: Okay everybody, I hope you all have a big appetite for hottie news today because so much happened over the weekend that I barely know where to start. One big event which I feel is appropriate to kick off today is the 2008 MTV Video Music...
• August 28, 2008: Brit-Brit & Flipper?: Am I the only person who is yawning over the Michael Phelps hoopla? Hell, am I the only person who still remembers that the first thing he did after getting back from his last Olympics was the rack up a DUI? I'm no member of...
• August 8, 2008: Caption Brand Brit: From the set where they were shooting some promos for the upcoming MTV VMA's, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL's Russell Brand and lovable Brit-Brit.
• August 6, 2008: Faster Brit-Brit! Kill! Kill!: Do not mock the cast selections of the mighty Quentin Tarantino. We all know that he has the power to bring back careers from the dead (case in point, the obvious John Travolta in PULP FICTION and Pam Grier in JACKIE BROWN, hell,...
• July 22, 2008: Caption SuperMom: Here she is, in all of her signed over full custody to K-Fed glory, Brit-Brit the Super Mommy! I'm not making any judgments one way or another on the moral implications of smoking around your small child, but that won't stop all...
• June 28, 2008: Motherly Attire: Just a thought, but when you're going to court to try and come to a resolution which will include more visitation and custody rights, it might not be a good idea to show up in a see-through wife beater and sloppy sweatpants. Sure,...
• June 18, 2008: Brit-Brit Done GOOD: Bear with me. I don't try to watch TV. I usually just stumble upon it when I get bored of searching for free porn that can manage to still shock or titillate me (trust me, I've watched enough porn for the lifetimes of a dozen sex-free, livin'...
• May 27, 2008: Brit Mocks Julia: OK, I know this is foolish of me to admit, but I find these images hysterical. I should be siding with Julia Roberts and her acclaimed, well-established and respected ass. Still... I couldn't help but start laughing...
• May 19, 2008: Road Less Traveled: Time to take the road less traveled. Britney Spears, seen here in Costa Rica over the weekend, looks great! For realskis.
• April 30, 2008: Brit Don't Need It: Shoes, that is. She didn't need them before and she sure as hell don't need them now, baby! Kudos on wearing a towel when stepping out from a massage, though. By the way, we're not crazy foot fetish people. It's just coincidence that...
• April 20, 2008: Britney's Back, Bitch: What will NPH do? After claiming that he was pissed that Britney was on his show "How I Met Your Mother" (do people actually watch that? The first time I heard about it was her being on and the second time was when I figured out that Jason...
• April 13, 2008: Brit-Brit Go Bump-Bump: As much as it pains me to include this as a part of the gossip going on in the nation, Britney Spears HAS been in a couple of movies, so she's technically a part of movie gossip. But it's also just like shooting fishies in a barrel when it...
• October 10, 2007: Britney Topless Video: I know what you're thinking cause I'm thinking the exact same thing....why would we want to see Britney Spears topless at this point in her life? The answer is we don't but if you want to see Britney hit yet another all-time low, you need to check...
• September 10, 2007: Hot Britney Back?: I don't quite know if Britney Spears has officially brought back the hotness that we all knew and loved her for all those years ago. However, her opening performance last night at the 2007 MTV Music Awards is a clear sign that she's brought it...
• August 16, 2007: Britney Strips For "Allure": I remember a time when I would have chopped off one of my own fingers to have one night of endless passion with Britney Spears. That is until the emperor of shit music, bad parenting and even worse dancing came along and destroyed her with every...
• April 24, 2007: What Happened To Britney? She Looks.....Good!: I have to honestly say that I'm totally blown away by the photos I've seen below. For the past few years, Britney Spears has been on a downward spiral into insanity and misery. However, she's managed to clean herself up and appears to be moving...
• December 12, 2006: Paris & Brit deny being lesbians: With Paris Hilton and Britney Spears photographed being exceptionally friendly with each other on their recently finished Vagina Showcase Party Tour, rumors had started to swell that they had taken their close friendship to the next logical...
• December 7, 2006: Brit & Linds speak out about speaking out: Yes, at this point most of you have seen Britney's pseudo-apologetic letter posted on her official site regarding her various outings in which she's permanently embedded her vagina into the public consciousness and Lindsay Lohan's poetically...
• December 6, 2006: Britney is most searched lesbian: Several baby mishaps, a quick succession of births and, most importantly, a schism from the Hillbilly Demon himself followed by an exponential increase in chest size and several prominent drunken beaver flashes in the throes of a Nationwide Party...
• December 4, 2006: Does Brit want to be The Joker?: While persuing through the pictures of Britney's birthday bash, we stumbled across the above one of her, for reasons we believe only she and the Galactic Overlord know, assuming her best Joker face. Was she doing it as a warning to the...
• December 4, 2006: Brit's birthday & no beaver?: Britney Spears hosted a seemingly rambunctious birthday celebration over the weekend and rather than take the opportunity to add to her growing record and unleash a fourth consecutive beaver shot, she actually wore undewear with the paparazzi...
• December 1, 2006: No rest for Britney's genitals: With this being the third consecutive public appearance of Britney's beaver, it's clear that Brit is working herself to the brink of exhaustion to ensure that no man, woman, child, animal and inanimate ojbect goes even a second without...
• November 28, 2006: Brit's beaver & cleavage just keep on coming: While continuing her Drunken Party Tour with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears made sure to this time give a full-frontal flash of her beaver while getting into the above and below pictured car. In fact, she even went so far as to structure it like...
• November 27, 2006: Authenticity of Brit's love patch called into question: As is par for the course with beaver slips of high profile celebs, the authenticity of Britney's recent inaugural genital flash has been called into question. Truth be told, we were too overwhelmed with the magnitude of its relevance in the...
• November 26, 2006: Britney's beaver finally revealed: It seems as if Britney's recent upskirt was merely the opening act to today's reveal of the main event. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, after years pondering how exactly Britney's much-protected beaver would be revealed to the world, most...
• November 24, 2006: Britney now free to have sex with women: In a last ditch effort to capture at least a scintilla of the fortune that funded his city-hopping leech lifestyle, especially considering his much-mocked "rap career" is over before it began, Kevin Federline has apparently threatened to...
• November 22, 2006: Brit & K-Fed deceived us?: With rumors swirling that the infamous Brit-K-Fed sex tape was on the verge of acquiring worldwide distribution through a K-Fed desperately seeking income after a rapping career proved so abhorrent to people, they refused to endorse it even...
• November 22, 2006: Paris pukes, Britney strips: [Update: We added high resolution shots of Britney's pants-less funfest.] Taking a cue from her former leech husband K-Fed, Britney Spears spent a night partying with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas to such an uninhibited extent that what started...
• November 14, 2006: The Brit-K-Fed Divorce: Round 4: We may have momentarily shifted our attention away from dear sweet Britney and her earth-shattering divorce but we're back in the fold now and hope to get you caught up with everything that's happened so far. We suspect we'll be doing only five...
• November 9, 2006: The Brit-K-Fed Divorce: Round 3: As we continue our ongoing coverage of the heartbreaking tragedy that befell this world a mere two days ago, we're finally coming to terms with it but we fear the ensuing months of what we believe will be a viciously-contested custody battle...
• November 8, 2006: The Brit-K-Fed Divorce: Round 2: [Update: Pictures of Brit's brand-spanking new fantastic knockers added below.] We realize this divorce has affected all of us in unfathomable, far-reaching ways but the only way to truly accept it and start the healing process (other than...
• November 8, 2006: The Brit-K-Fed Divorce: A preliminary round-up: In light of The Great Divorce of 2006, that of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, we thought we'd do a preliminary round-up of the details emerging from this thoroughly devastating event in pop culture, the aftershocks of which will be felt for...
• November 7, 2006: Say it ain't so, Santa!: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
• October 18, 2006: Madonna inspires Britney: Despite Madonna having to defend the legality of adopting Malawi baby Daivd (did she purchase him below market value?) and snatching him from the punishing clutches of third world suffering and into the comfortable clutches of first world...
• September 18, 2006: Sutton Jayden Be Thy Name: Update: Dammit, foiled again! The baby's real name is Jayden James. Most of you have probably heard of Britney Spears naming her recently-birthed second child Sutton Pierce and, yes, your initial reaction may be "Oh great, here we go with the...
• September 13, 2006: Brit has baby boy: While the offspring of Britney Spears and the Federdemon doesn't carry as much weight as say The Divine Shiloh or The Heir, we must still pay due reverence and homage to the birth of their second baby boy as his infusement of celebrichlorians...
• August 24, 2006: Naked Brit allowed in Tokyo: After ruminating on whether to allow an ad depicting a nude, pregnant Britney Spears in its pure uncensored glory across Tokyo's subway system, (with early reports suggesting the ad would not be allowed), officials have decided a nude, incubating...
• August 7, 2006: Brit can time travel: By now we're sure you've all seen Britney Spears' possibly drunken rant about the existence of time travel (and, of course, the government cover-up), her need to see SPAWN in theaters despite it being several years since its theatrical release and...
• July 2, 2006: Naked & preggers Brit: We realize these pictures of a very pregnant Britney Spears on the cover of "Harpers Bazaar" magazine have been circulating around just about five billion sites on the interweb but how could we not post them? Sure, we're a few days (or months,...
• June 28, 2006: Britney goes brunette: Perhaps thinking that a drastic change in hair color would draw attention away from her expanding pregnant waistline or perhaps believing that a mature, responsible parent such as herself (who only drops her baby on concrete for his own good)...
• May 23, 2006: Brit looks not good: As the pictures below show, Britney Spears was spotted crying at a restaurant after the unfortunate mishap where she almost dropped her baby boy Sean Preston on the ground. At least that's what she'd like you to believe. As we've already...
• May 21, 2006: Britney drops Sean: Once again, Britney's parenting skills are being called into question as she was recently photographed stumbling and almost dropping young Sean Preston while in New York. People, do we need to reiterate that Britney is a celebrity who lives by a...
• May 18, 2006: Britney still great mom: Britney Spears is once again catching flak for, as the picture to the left shows, having young Sean Preston in a child seat facing forward instead of rear as federal safety guidelines dictate. Putting aside the obvious fact that Britney and by...
• May 10, 2006: Another Federspawn: Oh happy day! We don't know if it's the extra red power string we've decided to wear on our johnson, the rabid contemptuous insults we've launched at random psychiatrists and their vile death pills or the recently erected shrine we've built where...
• April 11, 2006: Britney not child abuser: The gossip world erupted with the recent news that Britney Spears had once again put the life of young Sean Preston at risk this time by dropping the infant on his head and possibly fracturing his delicate skull. Turns out, however, that the real...
• March 30, 2006: Britney's pregnant sculpture: We missed the train on these sculpture pictures of Britney Spears supposedly giving birth to her son by about five years so we're sure most of you have seen them already but why not look at them again and, like us, keep thinking "that looks...
• February 22, 2006: Britney's photoshop makeover: The artistry of photoshop masters has never been more apparent than when comparing Britney Spears' recent People Magazine spread to recent paparazzi shots of her waddling through the water seemingly causing tidal waves along California's coast...
• February 7, 2006: Britney is a child abuser: The above picture has been causing quite the shitstorm for Brit and Baby Spears. In western lawful and ethical convention, putting a baby behind the wheel is generally frowned upon. At first glance, it seems that in Britney's...
• February 5, 2006: Britney not on Will & Grace: The right-wing Christian fascists strike again! An upcoming episode of "Will & Grace" was supposedly to feature Britney Spears as representative of a Christian group that buys the network where Jack (Sean Hayes) hosts a show. After pressure...
• February 2, 2006: Update on Britney's pregger-ness: Wow, we were just saying how these rumors about Britney's second Federspawn incubation were "batshit crazy" when "In Touch weekly" is chiming in with supposed actual quotes from friends and Britney herself about this second pregnancy. Apparently...
• February 1, 2006: Britney preggers again?: In one of their upcoming issues, "Star" Magazine will apparently be featuring an in-depth expose proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that Britney Spears is once again incubating a Federspawn. They offer the picture to the left as the first...
• January 7, 2006: The "you never thought you'd hear their names together" hotties: Good quality hot pics of Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai are about as rare as Paris Hilton's desire for a life without drugs, booze and inhuman amounts of sex. In other words, they're practically non-existent. And speaking of our favorite...