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  • November 20, 2009: ScreenCaps - Jessica Alba: Jessica Alba (HONEY) I had completely forgotten about this film for some reason and then it magically fell in my lap last week. Other random things that I have found in my lap that make me happy: Strippers, six chili cheese burritos, a...
  • November 16, 2009: Bookish Alba: Another example of an actress who used to always look good and then went into a phase in her life when she sometimes has a rockin' appearance and other times looks like the overworked new mom that she is, Jessica Alba showed up to a Prada book...
  • November 5, 2009: Alba's Butt Spanked: About a month ago, my friend Tony Lang posted some brand-new still photos from the upcoming Jim Thompson adaption called "The Killer Inside Me" which stars Casey Affleck as a psychotic sheriff who has to kill over and over again while trying to...
  • October 3, 2009: Alba Pugs It: This post is for my buddy Moreno, who I just so happen to know loves him some pug dogs. While the tight MILF ass on Jessica Alba is not doggish at all, she does happen to have a pug puppy taking a walk with her. I'm still not quite buying the red...
  • September 28, 2009: Alba Goes Red?: I don't know what it is but everytime Jessica Alba decides to change her hair colour, it just never works. She is absolutely stunning as a natural brunette but when she veers away from it even in the slightest degree, her looks degrade in my...
  • September 2, 2009: Alba's Valentine: I want you to take a moment and try to soak in this list of smokin' hot women that will all be starring in a movie together that comes out next February. These names include Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner and Julia...
  • August 31, 2009: Alba Blonde Again: There are a few things that I note when I look at these pictures of Jessica Alba leaving a hair salon this weekend. First is that she looks better with the lighter colored hair, even if it's rare that we ever get to see this chick smile unless...
  • August 19, 2009: Alba On Machete: Jessica Alba is just one of the many cast in the full length exploration of MACHETE, that badass trailer included in the full-length GRINDHOUSE theater version. I haven't watched the cut up DVDs, so I don't know if the trailers were included in...
  • August 4, 2009: Hottie Clip #432: Jessica Alba's Sexy Dance Moves & Perfect Body - "HONEY"
  • August 3, 2009: Beachy Alba: Jessica Alba is back to blonde, back in shape after having daughter Honor Marie and back to the beach in a bikini. I remember reading somewhere that Alba classified herself as being a high maintenance chick and that whichever guy chose to be with...
  • June 29, 2009: Alba is Black?: So the 2009 BET Awards were held this weekend and as I've cruised around looking for photos of the hot black actresses who might have been in attendance, I've found that Jessica Alba is the only person to have several available. Of course, I don't...
  • June 2, 2009: Alba Does Hitchcock: And Wes Craven... and William Friedkin... and... well, you get the pictures below. Jessica Alba teamed with DT magazine to recreate some of the more memorable moments in some big horror/suspense films, from PSYCHO to SCREAM. My personal favorite...
  • May 22, 2009: Between Gin and Jess: That goofy picture that was snapped of Selma Blair in her Bedazzled Pepto Bismol dress (thanks for that Kryp... I heart you right back, hot stuff!) for the "Between Eternity and History: 1884-2009" exhibition in Rome managed to get a couple more...
  • May 14, 2009: Hottie Clip #410: Jessica Alba Licks Chocolate Off A Finger - "MEET BILL"
  • May 6, 2009: MET Gala Hotties: Every year the Metropolitan Opera has one of their special galas where the bigger of the stars (or those who have some special kind of "in") come to the red carpet to either shine or look like costumed idiots. This year I think the prize goes to...
  • April 23, 2009: Health Summit Hotties: For the record, Michelle Obama has to be one of the most realistic First Ladies our country has ever had. That's just my opinion and you can call me a dirty Socialist if you must, but she's hard-working, educated, devoted to her family and is...
  • March 19, 2009: Alba Loves Sugar: The all-powerful seductress who we all know as Jessica Alba is still out there making our hearts race and I hope she keeps it up cause she's only getting sexier with each passing day in my opinion (more mature look). She might not be the greatest...
  • January 30, 2009: Tramp Stamp MILF?: Oh, the things we don't think of when we're young. Like getting tattoos in the stupidest of girl places and then going and getting knocked up and married, then taking our kid to the park and showing off our earlier, alcohol-fueled...
  • January 22, 2009: Alba Does Cosmo: Holy BeJesus! I don't know if there's quite a bit of Photoshop at work with this particular cover since I don't think Jessica Alba has ever looked quite so yummy as she does below. For February 2009, Alba will be featured in an issue of...
  • December 4, 2008: Alba Be Bangin': Jessica Alba was out the other night in support of her Campari Swimsuit Calendar with some serious looking bangs and an even more severe looking red dress that took some of the attention away from walking leather handbag Donatella...
  • December 2, 2008: Alba's an Alkie: What better way to celebrate the year you became a mother than with a 12-month calendar for a liquor company? Jessica Alba is doing just that with a Campari swimsuit calendar in which she strikes chic poses with bottles of the Italian liquor. If...
  • December 1, 2008: Alba's Huggin' Jeans: Oh yeah, yet another addition this morning to the wonderful world of celebrity candid shots. Here's one for all you Jessica Alba fans who have missed her tight ass in jeans as much as I have. Here's a photo you might want to print and frame as we...
  • November 6, 2008: Alba Does Ugly: Now that she's a mom, Jessica Alba is going to go looking for the more serious roles, which in Hollywood means that they ugly you up. Currently on the set of her next film, AN INVISIBLE SIGN OF MY OWN, this movie must be worth it, since...
  • October 14, 2008: Filthy Hot Premiere: Madonna's latest film, FILTH AND WISDOM, luckily doesn't feature any of Madonna's acting. It's her full-length directorial debut and apparently she came armed for the critics, wearing the above heels for protection. I thought Kabbalah...
  • October 3, 2008: Muzzling Hayden Too: The stupidity behind this Declare Yourself voting thing continues. First we saw Jessica Alba with the thing on her face and how she's dragged Hayden Panties into it too. Yay! More political bullshit from celebrities!
  • October 2, 2008: STFU Alba: OMG... this image totally makes me laugh. At first, I thought that nothing could get worse than P. Diddy's craptacular "Vote or Die" BS he put out during the last presidential election. But the images of Jessica Alba bound and gagged and...
  • September 26, 2008: ScreenCaps - Guru & Vegas: What Happens in Vegas & The Love Guru It's hard to believe that a film stars Jessicas, Alba and Simpson (in a minor cameo) and the only thing you remember is Meagan Good. That's how it goes down in THE LOVE GURU. And good for Cameron Diaz...
  • September 23, 2008: Bikini: Jessica Alba: digg_url = "http://digg.com/celebrity/Alba_s_Bikini_Body_is_Back"; I think I'm not alone when I say that I've been patiently waiting for the moment when I would see Jessica Alba back in a tight bikini again. I personally have one hell...
  • September 15, 2008: Alba's Grand Canyon: Even though she is completely incapable of giving us one smile whenever she is out in public, there's no doubting that Jessica Alba's wicked baby cleavage definitely draws our attention away from any facial expressions she might make towards the...
  • September 11, 2008: Alba Declares Herself: Jessica Alba in bondage is pretty hot. Especially when her mouth is taped shut. All the better to not see that constant dour look on her face. In yet another attempt to get the apathetic young people of the United States to vote, the campaign...
  • August 25, 2008: Hottie Clip #299: Jessica Alba's Tight Ass - "DARK ANGEL"
  • August 18, 2008: Alba Does ALMA: Oh mamma! One of the hottest new celebrity mom's is back in the spotlight and we sure as hell couldn't be happier about that. Jessica Alba simply dazlled everyone at the 2008 Alma Awards during the weekend by showing up in a gorgeous pink dress...
  • July 28, 2008: Alba's Back!: That's right my friends, the Jessica Alba that you all love and salivate for is back and even has a few improvements from the pregnancy which are quite apparent from the photos below. As you can see, Jessica is back in shape already and you'll...
  • July 15, 2008: Hottie Clip #272: Jessica Alba In Various Sexy Scenes - "DARK ANGEL"
  • July 10, 2008: More MILFy Alba: Great mommy tits. Too bad Jessica Alba still looks like a miserable bitch. Granted, the woman can't go shopping without the paps surrounding her like Wonder bread attacks peanut butter, but you'd think she'd be at least a little...
  • July 9, 2008: Alba's Mom Boobs: The one thing we've all been waiting for after the recent birth of Jessica Alba's baby is to see how amazing her mom boobs look because we know from past experience (Salma Hayek's giant mommy cans) that we'll never get to see them so big ever...
  • July 2, 2008: Rose off Barbarella?: Good news first: Rose McGowan is single once more. She and director Robert Rodriguez have called off their romance amidst rumours that the stress from his impending remake of BARBARELLA (which he had cast her in) was getting to...
  • June 30, 2008: Hottie Clip #263: Jessica Alba In A Sexy Red Dress & Naughty - "DARK ANGEL"
  • June 9, 2008: Alba's A Mom: Well gents, the moment you've either dreaded or been extremely excited for has finally arrived as of yesterday. The starlett of Hollywood herself, Jessica Alba has officially become a smokin' hot mom as she gave birth to a baby girl. She has...
  • May 26, 2008: Alba FHM's Sexiest: Australia's June 2008 issue apparently had some editors who haven't seen recent pregnancy pictures of Jessica Alba. I thought having a bun in the oven was supposed to make women glow, or at least look pleased about...
  • May 20, 2008: Alba Cashes In: Cash Warren is the new Kevin Federline. People Magazine is confirming that Warren and his more famous lady love, Jessica Alba, tied the knot on Monday in a quiet civil ceremony at a Beverly Hills' courthouse. The bride wore a blue dress and...
  • May 17, 2008: Jess' Sexy Stare: Someone over at I Beat You challenged Jessica Alba to a staring contest and, lo and behold, she accepted! So, if you ever wanted to have Jess stare deeply into your eyes for a few minutes, here you go. Let's face it, this is about as close as...
  • May 14, 2008: Alba Does Allure: To show that Jessica Alba still has some level of sex appeal during her pregnancy (I think pregnant women are still smokin' hot but I know many who don't share that opinion), she recently posed for a rather interesting shoot for the June 2008...
  • May 13, 2008: Hottie Clip #249: Jessica Alba Dancing With Hot Chick & Fondling Her Boobs - "BILL"
  • May 7, 2008: '07s Top Tattooed Women: OK, I know we're midway through 2008, but as I was bumbling along this afternoon, looking for tidbits on hotties to report on, I started noticing the trend of how many of them had tattoos. Which lead me to the list...
  • April 28, 2008: 4/28 B-Day Hottie: I have made a blood pact with the devil that if that Cash Warren fellow f*cks up our delicious Jessica Alba's body with his spawn, he will be forced into the inhuman punishment of being strapped to a chair with his...
  • April 11, 2008: Wanna Do Alba?: Oh... My... Lawsuit. Apparently there's an adult toy company who is just begging to take it in one of their three holes with the introduction of a set of blow-up sex dolls resembling some famous actresses, singers and celebutards. Ranging from...
  • April 5, 2008: Hottie Clip #235: Jessica Alba & Ashley Scott In Hot Bikinis While Swimming - "INTO THE BLUE"
  • April 4, 2008: Alba's Lip Synch: I just read about this a few minutes ago and I thought I'd share it with the rest of you on this wonderful Friday evening. This scoop comes to us from a long-time fan of the site named Ed and it's about a special event going on over a website...
  • March 12, 2008: Alba's "Panda" Screening: Even with a bun in the oven, the lovely Jessica Alba is all over the place and we're certainly not complaining with that. As long as she keeps the cleavage nice and open, we're in hog heaven. Take for example these brand-new candids of Jessica...
  • February 26, 2008: Hottie Clip #220: Jessica Alba's Wet See-Through Shirt - "AWAKE"
  • February 18, 2008: Alba Does Latina: It looks like the delectable Jessica Alba is at it again with yet another photo shoot that we definitely love and admire. The good folks over at "Latina" magazine have snapped some gorgeous poses of Jessica for their March 2008 issue and their...
  • February 22, 2008: Hottie Clip #218: Jessica Alba's Tight Ass In Jeans - "FANTASTIC FOUR (BEHIND THE SCENES)
  • February 15, 2008: ScreenCaps: Jessica Alba: Jessica Alba Jessica Alba's ass is kind of ridiculous. With all the talk about JLo's rump in the past, I don't even think it compares to the one below. Good for her for showing it off too. SIN CITY, GOOD LUCK CHUCK, and INTO THE BLUE all...
  • February 11, 2008: Alba At Tech Oscars: It looks like all the brilliant minds behind film and television technology got a special treat this year as the gorgeous Jessica Alba graced them with her presence at the "80th Annual Academy Awards - Scientific & Technical Awards". In this...
  • February 1, 2008: Premiere: The Eye: Oh, it's definitely a happy Friday here at MovieHotties.com even though we're being pumbled by a major snow storm this morning and supposedly for the rest of the day. However, we're all smiles today as we've received the best photos of the...
  • January 24, 2008: Hottie Clip #207: Jessica Alba - "ENTOURAGE"
  • January 18, 2008: Alba's Nude Shower!: It's Friday everybody and we've got some great stuff to show you all before the lovely weekend arrives. It's friggin' cold up here in Canada right now so there won't be much to do outside anyway but that's why we have movie theatres. The first...
  • January 15, 2008: Alba's Baby Bump: If you were hoping that Jessica Alba's pregnancy was a big joke and it was never true, unfortunately that is not the case at all. She is definitely preggers and early signs of a baby bump have finally emerged as you can see below as she went for a...
  • January 11, 2008: Alba's Blonde Wig: We've seen Jessica Alba in quite a few different hairstyles throughout her years of fame and none have really ever made her look bad at all. In the photos below however, I'm not sure how to judge the wig that she's wearing in the first few shots....
  • January 11, 2008: Alba's Huge Cans!: That's right gents, it looks like the pregnant boobies for Jessica Alba have arrived much sooner than we first anticipated. I think I speak for everyone when I say that her girls look fantastic and that I hope we see more of them soon. You can...
  • January 10, 2008: Alba Does Elle: With the recent news that the sensual and gorgeous Jessica Alba is pregnant, us gents have been quite heartbroken because we're pretty sure that we wouldn't get any hot photoshoots or movies from her for quite a while now. However, this simply...
  • January 3, 2008: Alba In Pink: I think it's safe to assume why Jessica Alba continues to hide her face from the world since her pregnancy announcement and the candids below are solid proof. It looks like Jessica's been "breaking out" quite a bit on her face with a couple zits...
  • December 20, 2007: Alba's Police Escort: When I first saw these photos, I thought that Jessica Alba was arrested. What she was arrested for would be questionable since my first thought was that she's way too sexy so they had to detain her for questioning on how she's so goddamn...
  • December 24, 2007: Body Shop: Jessica Alba: It's Christmas Eve my friends, so you know I'm gonna serve up something special for ya'll. And what could be more special than our own Body Shop banner girl? Sure she's pregnant now, and still hasn't given us a clean view of her...
  • December 12, 2007: Alba Is Pregnant!: I almost can't believe that I'm typing out the words pregnant and Jessica Alba in the same sentence but unfortunately I am. I was hoping that this was just a bad dream and that someone would hit me over the head with a Louisville slugger but that...
  • December 12, 2007: Hottie Clip #179: Jessica Alba - "AWAKE"
  • December 11, 2007: Hottie Clip #178: Jessica Alba - "FANTASTIC FOUR"
  • December 6, 2007: Hottie Poll #37: Opinion Polls & Market Research
  • November 19, 2007: Alba Does Cosmo: My ever-growing love for Jessica Alba continues as she once again brings us another hot photoshoot and cover for a popular magazine. This time, Jessica will be gracing the December 2007 German issue of "Cosmopolitan" magazine and will absolutely...
  • November 15, 2007: "Awake" Premiere: Finally, I've been waiting all month for this premiere because when you throw Jessica Alba into a hot dress and have her walk down the red carpet, my world simply comes to a halt as I look at the photos of her perfect figure and smile. This...
  • November 14, 2007: Alba Does MTV: It's actually been a little while since we've reported on new sitings for the beautiful Jessica Alba other than trailer caps. However, I'm now very relieved to bring you some awesome and very new candids of Jessica looking cute as hell on the "MTV...
  • October 31, 2007: Hottie Clip #149: Jessica Alba - "GOOD LUCK CHUCK"
  • October 27, 2007: Alba Is "Awake": We've got a very special treat for all of you this weekend and it comes in the form of a brand-new trailer for the new psychological thriller, "Awake" which stars the ultimate-hottie we all know as Jessica Alba alongside Hayden Christensen and...
  • October 12, 2007: Alba In "Eye" Teaser: It seems like ages really since we lasted posted any information on the new horror/thriller remake, "The Eye" since we haven't heard much about it recently. As everyone already knows by now, Jessica Alba stars in the film as the young...
  • September 24, 2007: Hottie Clip #122: Jessica Alba - "FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER"
  • September 20, 2007: "Chuck" Premiere: These photos arrived to us a little bit late but that's okay since the uber-sexiness of Jessica Alba makes up for it completely. The worldwide premiere of "Good Luck Chuck" look place yesterday in Los Angeles as the stars took to the red...
  • September 19, 2007: PromoPics: Jessica Alba: Jessica Alba always remains a puzzle to me because I can never tell if she's really trying to be a serious actress or if she's trying to make us believe that she's a serious actress but just wants to show off her stellar ass instead. I'm pretty...
  • September 7, 2007: Alba's Hot In Black: This is my absolute favourite look for Jessica Alba and I wish she'd do it way more often. When she tightens her hair back like that and wears a black dress.....WOW! In the photos below, Jess is attending the "Fashion Rocks" event which has been...
  • September 5, 2007: Alba's Cosmo Outtakes: Why is it that the outtakes for a magazine shoot are always hotter than the photos actually used? It's a strange topic for sure and one that I'll never be able to figure out. The perfect example are the photos below of Jessica Alba which were...
  • August 28, 2007: Teen Choice Awards - Arrivals: Last night was the big event as our most beloved hotties all gathered together at the 2007 Teen Choice Awards. The movies were hot and the babes were even hotter as they walked down the red carpet to the event. However, I consider the show to be...
  • July 30, 2007: Alba's Hottest Shoot!: I have no idea which magazine these photos will be featured in but one thing is certain, they're Jessica Alba's hottest photos for sure (that doesn't involve a beach). You all might not agree with me but between the fantastic cleavage shots, the...
  • July 29, 2007: CON: Jessica Alba: We're going to have an absolute ton of updates for you within the next hours as we come very close to the end of the "2007 Comic-Con" which has already been hailed as the biggest and most extravagant Comic-Con yet. We have a bunch of delicious...
  • July 27, 2007: Alba Cleavage Alert #3!: I don't know what magazine this is from or what but I have to honestly say, who the hell cares? We have yet another extremely hot cleavage alert and every man is ordered to their duty stations. It's a very hot photo and now that Jessica is...
  • July 16, 2007: Alba Honours Versace!: Who better to come to a rememberance celebration for one of the greatest fashion designers in the world than Jessica Alba. Alba looked gorgeous as she attended the 10 year rememberance ceremony of Giovani Versace. It's nice to see her in a...
  • June 1, 2007: Jessica Alba Goes On "Parade"!: The time has almost arrived and Jessica Alba is going to be taking the world by storm again with 6 news movies arriving over the next year or two. Not only movies though but hot photo shoots as well which is evident with the recent "GQ" shoot that...
  • May 15, 2007: Jessica Alba's Hottest Photoshoot Ever?!?: I swear that Jessica Alba can do no wrong in the world and the photos below prove that so much. The photos below are exclusive first-looks at her upcoming 2007 issue of "GQ" magazine and to me, they're her hottest photos to date. The outfits are...
  • May 14, 2007: Alba Is Looking Hot Again...Go Figure!: It's getting to the point now where I don't think there is or ever will be a bad photo of Jessica Alba. Below are some candid shots of Jessica doing another photoshoot and from these shots, I'd say that this shoot is going to be yet another...
  • May 3, 2007: Jessica Attends "Fantastic Four 2" Screening!: It's getting closer and closer and the new trailer for "Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer" has pretty much sold me that this movie is going to be wild. Our beloved goddess and pure-hottie, Jessica Alba attended the first screening of the...
  • May 1, 2007: Jessica Is Very Blonde In "Fantastic Four 2"!: You've all probably seen the brand-new "Fantastic Four 2: The Rise Of The Silver Surfer" trailer by now and I think we're all in agreement that the trailer kicks tons of ass. The story looks great, the visual effects look mind-blowing (especially...
  • April 26, 2007: Alba Looks Different In New "FF2" Poster!: The movie is getting closer to it's big release date and us comic nerds are curious as to how this sequel will either be much better or much worse than the first movie. One thing that's for sure is that Jessica Alba will definitely look her best...
  • April 19, 2007: Alba's Latest See-Through Dress!: Unbelievable! Jessica Alba has once again given all of us a very nice peek under her dress which she wore recently for a make-up commercial. It's not the greatest dress in the world but we only really care about what's underneath. I direct your...
  • April 19, 2007: PromoPics: Jessica Alba: There have been a lot of rumours floating around lately concerning the latest news on "Fantastic Four 2: The Rise Of The Silver Surfer" but let's hope that this "Galactus" news that you can read about here isn't true. However, those rumours don't...
  • April 6, 2007: Jessica Alba Is Hot For "Good Luck Chuck"!: I would never expect this to happen as it truly has never happened before. It was only a week ago when we saw the gorgeous Jessica Biel stripping down to her bra and panties for her new movie, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry". That was a rare...
  • April 2, 2007: Jessica Alba Does More "Eye"!: The goddess of Hollywood, Jessica Alba was recently spotted doing some more work on her latest film called "The Eye" which is the remake of the popular Chinese horror flick. It's pretty clear that Jessica is acting the blind part with her white...
  • March 21, 2007: First Photo Of Jessica Alba In "Good Luck Chuck"!: We're getting more exclusive movie photos thrown at us by the minute and the latest one is the first official shot of supreme hottie, Jessica Alba in her latest romantic comedy, "Good Luck Chuck". Here she is getting her hand kissed by some lucky...
  • March 9, 2007: Jessica Alba Joins Fight Against AIDS!: Jessica Alba has officially joined the ever-growing and worldwide struggle against HIV and is currently doing many commercials and ads to help raise awareness. One of the main ads she made though was the photo of her below wearing a special...
  • February 9, 2007: Jessica Alba Shooting "The Eye"!: The Invisible Woman herself, Jessica Alba is having a pretty busy year so far and it's absolutely no surprise since she's the most sought out hottie in the magical land of Hollywood. She truly is hard to beat in terms of extreme hotties but there...
  • January 8, 2007: Bikini: Jessica Alba: When you go to the beach on a sunny afternoon, you may see a sign that says "Beware of Sharks!". However, if you come to MovieHotties to look at the beach, it will instead be "Beware of Babes!". That's right, we all know that the hotties always...
  • November 10, 2006: Jess does Saw IV?: We realize the Internet Movie Database isn't known for being a bastion of truth ("it's so full of shit!!", we've heard some people say) but is that any reason to not think it's accurate in crediting Jessica Alba as starring in the upcoming...
  • October 25, 2006: Jess isn't a kissing whore: In a lengthy profile in the November issue of "Elle" magazine (pictures of which populate this post), Jessica Alba lets us know a few things about herself that she hasn't before: - She's not a kissing whore. If she was, she'd be a lot more...
  • October 16, 2006: Jess praises Jesus!: Last week's leaked pictures of Jessica Alba strolling down the aisle looking luminously bridal as Sue Storm in the currently filming FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER failed to reveal that, aside from Sue marrying longtime nerd-muffin...
  • August 24, 2006: Jess injured during sex: So dedicated is Jessica Alba to her onscreen boinking that a particular rowdy bout of cinematic love wrestling on the set of her currently-filming comedy GOOD LUCK CHUCK resulted in her both losing a tooth and chipping another one. According...
  • August 21, 2006: Jessica Alba…just because: We interrupt your regularly scheduled movie hottie news to bring you this spectacularly superfluous post of a possibly new photoshoot we came across of Jessica Alba. We can't say for sure it's new without further scrutiny and possibly unearthing...
  • July 3, 2006: Jess and her dog: Goddamn you, Jessica Alba. If you think for one second this public display of off-the-charts adorableness will do anything to quell the cynical fire that burns in our very core, you're wrong. In fact, we take this as a challenge that despite...
  • June 15, 2006: Dolphins love Jessica Alba: And we suspect it has something to do with this magnificently captured moment of Jess on the set of the currently-filming comedy BILL. The real story, though, is that a few dolphins once attempted to mount Jess because, as we suspected, the...
  • June 6, 2006: Jess looks good: Whoa, maybe we were wrong about that whole "Jessica Alba's various ensembles were sickeningly demure" thing because that trash bag attached to her hip is dipping exceedingly low and is seemingly exposing a very right amount of back real...
  • June 5, 2006: Jess is everywhere: Having completed hosting duties on the MTV Movie Awards, Jessica Alba is vigorously sticking to her credo to be taken more seriously as an actress by signing on to a Ten Commandments-spoofing parody titled THE TEN for director David Wain....
  • June 5, 2006: Feel the MTV love: Whoa, maybe we were wrong about that whole "nothing terribly exciting happened this year". Nobody said there'd be kissing. Why weren't we informed of this?
  • June 4, 2006: MTV Movie Awards - Backstage: While these backstage and press room pictures are technically the last we have of the MTV Movie Awards, we'll be adding more as we we get our hands on more. By the way, is it just us or does Hayden Christensen looked stoned out of his mind? Or...
  • June 4, 2006: MTV Movie Awards - Show: Judging from these pictures, nothing terribly exciting happened this year except for maybe Christina Aguilera's outfit and Jessica Alba's existence. We're even surprised there weren't any odd match-ups a la Busta Rhymes and Martha Stewart. We...
  • June 4, 2006: MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals Part 1: The taping of the MTV Movie Awards happened over the weekend (the actual airing is June 8th at 9PM ET) and there were a few suprises but mostly only in the form of there being no "costume malfunctions" nor anyone getting naked. What has the...
  • May 10, 2006: Hotties at MTV Awards: MTV recently announced a partial list of celebrities who'll present and/or perform at their annual movie awards, airing this year Thursday, June 8th at 9pm ET. The plethora of hotties, starting, of course, with Jessica Alba as host, include the...
  • May 1, 2006: Jess hosts MTV Awards: Jessica Alba has been chosen to host this year's MTV Movie Awards, which will air Thursday June 9th at 9pm. Not only that but she's also nominated for both Best Onscreen Team and Sexiest Performance. The only way we could be happier about this is...
  • April 28, 2006: Jess flashes bra: Of all the wardrobe malfunctions that happen in the celebrity red carpet calendar, the one we've been waiting for for years is thwarted by an infuriatingly intrusive (albeit sexy) bra. We suppose we shouldn't expect Jessica Alba to arrive to...
  • March 21, 2006: Jessica in Fhm: If it's Jessica Alba's intention to be taken seriously as an actress then continually appearing in the most prominent men's magazines posing so provocatively if you don't immediately lose consciousness or start slobbering uncontrollably, you'll...
  • March 20, 2006: Jessica & Hayden are awake: In the upcoming psychological thriller AWAKE, Hayden Christensen plays a man who, while undergoing surgery, experiences a medical phenomenon known as "anesthetic awareness" where he's fully conscious but paralyzed and unable to voice his rather...
  • March 13, 2006: Jessica Alba's ass: As you may have surmised, we like to keep things relatively highbrow around here. However, when a paparazzi goes through the trouble of snapping pictures of Jessica Alba's ass while she's doing something completely mundane, we don't mind...
  • March 7, 2006: Celeb candids at the Oscars: As if celebs weren't busy enough with the hustle and bustle of the Academy Awards, schmoozing with other celebs and making sure to reach peak levels of intoxication, Moviefone entrusted them with cameras to take enough candid shots that would...
  • March 2, 2006: Jessica sues Playboy: By now, we've all seen the left-pictured infamous Playboy cover tantalazingly suggesting Jessica Alba has done her first momentous nude pictorial. While the dream of seeing this realized is still very much alive in all of us, most of us knew deep...
  • February 24, 2006: Jessica Alba is a sorcerer: The only reason we can think of as to how Jessica Alba is inadvertently fulfilling all our fantasies is that she's a powerful sorcerer. First, she fulfills our fantasy where we bump uglies while she's a bikini-clad treasure hunter. Then, she...
  • February 7, 2006: Jessica Alba is everywhere: Stalking Jessica Alba is proving to be a full-time job. We tried to keep track of her over the Super Bowl weekend but with her hitting about eight hundred and thirty-seven parties over the course of three days, it was only a matter of time before...
  • February 5, 2006: Why Hollywood is magical: Ah, Hollywood. Where you can be fat, bald, sweating like a dirty hog, kinda look like a dirty hog, have potent BO killing nearby animals and still snuggle tightly to a hottie goddess like Jessica Alba.
  • January 31, 2006: Everybody wants to marry Jessica Alba: According to a survey conducted of 2.5 million readers by website "Askmen.com", Jessica Alba is the woman most men would like to marry. Of course, this should come as no surprise to anyone with a penis, including homosexual men, transexuals and...
  • January 13, 2006: The "invisble stripper" hottie: The first official still of Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen in the psychological drama AWAKE can be found over at BlackFilm. In it, Christensen stars as a guy who experiences "anesthetic awareness", a phenomenon wherein during surgery a...