Oh, Eva Mendes. How you endear yourself to me more and more every time that you open your mouth. The actress was recently talking during fashion week about having managed to have sex in all 50 of the United States.

"I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky... whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex? Alaska. (I'm keeping my mouth shut, I swear.) “I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Hey, I don't have lofty aspirations for hitting up all of the states. I'm hoping to one day knock boots in all of the Canadian Providences. And I'm taking Eva with me because apparently she'd be down. Nom.