No, I'm not talking about the "Protect all the animals and become stinky-ass vegans" PETA people, I'm talking about Peta Wilson. And I live in California, near some of the dirty hippie places, so I can tell you for a fact that they smell kinda funky. Protein is necessary to be absorbed through something other than just beans, dude. And vegans loathe it when I point out that they smell funky. They get all confrontational like that old lady with the perfume that makes you gag and throw up lunch you ate all the way back from the third grade. As if you're the one offending them. Stupid Vegans. Sexy Peta. Sexy Peta Wilson, yeah baby.

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