Today we'll take a gander at a fine as wine classic that was suggested by my good friend Cherry Liquor. This is a lass who's been rocking ass and sass for nearly 40 years. Yikes! But rather than turning into a plastic freak, or just a globby pile of wrinkled flesh, this lady has managed to stay on top of her game. I'm talking about: SUSAN SARANDON!

ASS (8/10):

The pic below was taken when Sarandon was post-60. That's POST-60 people! Sure there's some assistance going on there, but I don't care. Any woman carrying 6 decades on her frame that still looks like this on the backend is up for legend status.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Jiminy Christmas these are some high quality breasts. Given their ample size the damn things really aren't even sagging that much after age and kids have had a go at them. Pretty damn amazing. Plus here they are in their prime (NSFW). Tasty.

FACE (8/10):

I actually think Sarandon's look has improved with age, because the passion she evidences in her personal life has shaped her face in a really interesting way. As a younger woman, I thought she had a unique, but not wholly successful face. Now, however, she is a great example of what a true natural beauty sculptor the years can be.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

I know a lot of people have become irritated through the last decade or so at the increasing level of Sarandon, and man boy Tim Robbins' outspoken social and political views. And I'll admit there are times when it strikes me as a bit much too. That said, she's an intelligent, driven, well-spoken lady with a firm focus on family and happiness. Plus she's quirky and has the strength of her convictions. So if you wanna argue this score is too high, I'll gladly take that heat.

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