There are two accents that just slay me on the spot. Irish and Australian. Our Shop this week is dedicated to a Sheila from Down Under who also carries a significant cargo of cute in her bag of tricks. And if you've been with me for any length of time them you know that cute is my Achilles Heel. Speaking of, after TROY she was supposed to be the next big thing, but so far is still doing great work in under seen films leaving you sometimes wondering, where have I seen her before? So let's all get educated on: ROSE BYRNE!

ASS (9/10):

Nom, nom, nom. The perfect ass to turn into your own adult playground. Round, meaty, juicy and just plain fun to look at. She doesn't show it off much, but that just makes the fleeting glimpses she gives us all the more special. BTW, here's an unencumbered look (slightly NSFW), but you may want to focus on the far right of the pic, unless of course you've been digging Cherry's Robert Pattinson coverage.

BOOBIES (7/10):

Byrne doesn't really have anything to make her ladies stick out enough to get higher marks (that's not a size dig for the record), but I can't help the fact that I love 'em anyway. They've got relatively nice shape, certainly fit her slender body well (although as relative amplitude goes there's a disconnect between her ass and her bewbs), and present compelling cleavage when required. They are cute as hell and I'd love to get a better look (NSFW) in the future.

FACE (9/10):

Great, adorable face that delivers an unexpected mash-up of Rachel Weisz and Salma Hayek. It's probably best that the cute factor is high here, because if it went more toward the sultry side Rose might just be a flower that would destroy us all when we gazed upon her. As it is she's simply an amazing looking, but still mortal, babe.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

She's from Australia and she studies Brazilian Ju-Jitsu with the Gracie family. I could probably stop right there, but it might over sell her vibe. She certainly seems very cool and collected, but so far it appears she's still in that super protected stage of her craft, trying not to do or say anything that will piss away any potential jobs. So her interviews tend to a be a bit dry. I expect with more mainstream success that will flag in the coming years. Still, I'd lay good odds that around her friends she's one awesome as hell chica.

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