July 6, 2009
Body Shop: Kristin Davis
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I'm a little surprised to find myself BS'ing a second chick out of the SEX AND THE CITY quartet. But hell, what can you do. This week we're looking at the mousy brunette of the crew, who while not my typical style, does have much to recommend her. You ladies out there probably already know I'm talking about: KRISTIN DAVIS!

Check her out in - Couples Retreat

ASS (8/10):

Kristin is a skinny-ish chick, but has a fairly generous backside nevertheless. That's a compliment by the way. While it lacks that magical quality to launch it into the ass stratosphere, ya still gotta give it up that chica has a delicious keister.

BOOBIES (8/10):

I'm a fan. Not as large or in charge as some of her womanly competition, Davis has the type of lady lumps that entice because they're just so perfectly what they are. Very nice shape, perfect heft, and willing to be unleashed. Good times.

FACE (9/10):

KD is a babe. Sure there's a little of the ice princess in her stare, but there's also sultry fox pouring out of those pores. Now it must be said that she's got some around the eye wrinkledge that is less than stellar. I'm not sure if she relies more on Botox or Photoshop. But either way this is a face I'm happy to stare at for a very long time.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Good lord, I don't want to spend any more time dwelling on this than it takes to say she seems like a bit of a spoiled pill. Done.

CAREER (6/10):

Ole Kristy is a waaaaaay bigger star than she should be, all thanks to that SATC gig. Her resume is unimpressive enough that I'm not even going to bother listing the high and low points, cause, what would be the point. She shows up in paste-flavored fare that even the weirdo from kindergarten would refuse to eat because it's too f*cking bland. Still, she's an icon so props for that.

High points: WHAT'S THE POINT??
Low points: DITTO!

OVERALL (7/10):

Kristin Davis is one of those chicks that looks excellent on the surface, maybe even surprisingly so, but when you dig a little deeper there's not a whole lot to recommend. I guess what it comes down to is - Escort? Yes! Girlfriend? No!

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What the FAK?!??!?!?!?
Otis_Driftwood
10:32PM on 07/07/2009
Hey, I know she's not smokin' hot, but I've had major wood for this chick since I saw her brushing her teeth w/a toileted (is that a word?) tooth brush on Seinfeld years ago! She's got a nice body (not overly, but...
Hey, I know she's not smokin' hot, but I've had major wood for this chick since I saw her brushing her teeth w/a toileted (is that a word?) tooth brush on Seinfeld years ago! She's got a nice body (not overly, but nice) and a beautiful face. She's one of those ladies that you just want to look at, and not have her talk to you. Look babe, just let me look at you in that nightie OK? Just shut up!

She's hot.
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Mr. Pink....
R.O.U.S.121
4:08PM on 07/06/2009
You pick horrible ASS pics. This one and you're last one are awful. You can't judge their ass on the pics you chose. Have some common sense.
You pick horrible ASS pics. This one and you're last one are awful. You can't judge their ass on the pics you chose. Have some common sense.
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scrotalache924
12:07PM on 07/06/2009
Yet another "do not want". Anticipating an awesome looking chick soon. Hopefully.
Yet another "do not want". Anticipating an awesome looking chick soon. Hopefully.
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studboi69
10:59AM on 07/06/2009
I'm sorry. My intense hatred for the glorification of whore-ism that is Sex and the City nullifies any sex appeal she has.
I'm sorry. My intense hatred for the glorification of whore-ism that is Sex and the City nullifies any sex appeal she has.
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annihilist
9:08AM on 07/06/2009
no thank you. don't find any of these women attractive, although Kim Cattrall was smokin' a few decades ago.
no thank you. don't find any of these women attractive, although Kim Cattrall was smokin' a few decades ago.
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ManwicH
5:56AM on 07/06/2009
blech. Boobs get an 8? Are you on crack?
blech. Boobs get an 8? Are you on crack?
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