July 27, 2009
Body Shop: Kristen Stewart
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by Mr. Pink

In honor of the dearly departed ComicCon from this past week I thought it time to check into a lass that is a big part of the teengasm that is TWILIGHT. While I don't get the excitement over the whole thing, it can't be denied that it is a legit phenomenon. No matter how distasteful horror fans the world over may find that. So in the interest of fair play and curiosity, let's take a look at: KRISTEN STEWART!

Check her out in - New Moon

ASS (5/10):

A key portion of the loveliness of a lady's behind is how it looks in a tight pair of jeans. I'm not even a big fan of the denim, yet something about that look hits some archetypal nerve. In this case, the news ain't good. I've seen better curves on a ruler.

BOOBIES (6/10):

Well, we've got a bit more curve here than on the previously portioned body proportions. Still, not too much to get excited about. Stewart seems to have that heroin chic thing going on body wise, which is a near total fail as far as anything that floats my boat. If you dig the skinny boney vibe though, I'd imagine this pic probably put a smile on your face.

FACE (7/10):

Pretty, but not hot would be my opinion here. It certainly doesn't help that Kristen seems to have the same aversion to smiling that the vamps she's been hanging out with have to sunlight. Even in pics where she does show some teeth, which are mighty difficult to find, it looks like she's in pain. Too bad really.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

I expected to find KStew a tragically depressed and seriously annoying young lady based on her vibe, but was pleasantly surprised to find she's pretty cool and has a generally put together outlook. She fully admits that she gets nervous, uncomfortable, and has a tough time doing the whole interview thing. But she's also at peace with who she is and doesn't seem too concerned about trying to be something she's not. I give her a lot of credit for that.

CAREER (7/10):

Kristen's putting together a pretty solid resume, and I expect she'll be an actress to watch in the coming years once the whole TWILIGHT ridiculousness is done. For now she's kind of stuck in a purgatory that she owes two more movies to, but I have a feeling she'll escape relatively unscathed.

High points: PANIC ROOM, ZATHURA: A SPACE ADVENTURE, INTO THE WILD
Low points: TWILIGHT

OVERALL (6/10):

On balance, I can't say there's much about Kristen Stewart's look that does anything for me, yet I was surprised to discover that she's got an outlook that deserves some respect. On top of that she's shown herself to be a solid actress and has me interested, if not excited, to check her out as Joan Jett. I'm not gonna go out of my way to keep track of her, but will certainly pay attention if news of what she's up to crosses my path.

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SuperMarcey
6:58AM on 07/29/2009
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She has one facial expression and she changes it up by either showing her teeth or not. Shes alright, but shes rather boring to be honest. 6/10
She has one facial expression and she changes it up by either showing her teeth or not. Shes alright, but shes rather boring to be honest. 6/10
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dfd3657
10:12PM on 07/28/2009
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She's an attractive girl, but GOD DAMMIT she makes the same damn face in every picture I've EVER seen of her. I agree with dirkwork25 about her personality.
She's an attractive girl, but GOD DAMMIT she makes the same damn face in every picture I've EVER seen of her. I agree with dirkwork25 about her personality.
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dirkwork25
12:47AM on 07/28/2009
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She's alright. I would probably rate her body slightly higher but her personality definitely lower since she doesn't have one.
She's alright. I would probably rate her body slightly higher but her personality definitely lower since she doesn't have one.
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razgriz21
8:59PM on 07/27/2009
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She is solid looking.

I give her a 7 overall.
She is solid looking.

I give her a 7 overall.
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beatrixkiddo
8:37PM on 07/27/2009
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I don't think she's so bad. She doesn't really have a lot going on in the curves department though. I'd say your score is fair.
I don't think she's so bad. She doesn't really have a lot going on in the curves department though. I'd say your score is fair.
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I agree with all except boobies and personality.
R.O.U.S.121
6:10PM on 07/27/2009
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The biggest size tits I like is B size. C is ok, but D is a hell no! About her personality. She seems like a bitch. As in an unfriendly or happy person. Maybe what you say is true Mr. Pink, but for someone that has...
The biggest size tits I like is B size. C is ok, but D is a hell no! About her personality. She seems like a bitch. As in an unfriendly or happy person. Maybe what you say is true Mr. Pink, but for someone that has only seen her on talk shows or interviews, she seems like a bitch. An unfriendly person and what not.
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cerealkiller182
6:04PM on 07/27/2009
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I like her
I like her
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High point
mandingo
5:07PM on 07/27/2009
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Adventureland. Not hollywood gorgeous but gorgeous nonetheless.
Adventureland. Not hollywood gorgeous but gorgeous nonetheless.
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Unfair?
MR_PINK
4:26PM on 07/27/2009
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Seriously DarkElfa? What exactly seemed unfair to you?

I do think the whole TWILIGHT craze is ridiculous, but don't hold that against her and made it pretty clear that's the case in the article.
Seriously DarkElfa? What exactly seemed unfair to you?

I do think the whole TWILIGHT craze is ridiculous, but don't hold that against her and made it pretty clear that's the case in the article.
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DarkElfa
2:37PM on 07/27/2009
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I think that she wasn't going to get a fair review by Pink no matter what happened just because she had the Gaul to star in Twilight.
I think that she wasn't going to get a fair review by Pink no matter what happened just because she had the Gaul to star in Twilight.
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The Bodyguard
2:10PM on 07/27/2009
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Ugh. No thank you. When she disappears, I will be happy.
Ugh. No thank you. When she disappears, I will be happy.
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annihilist
12:01PM on 07/27/2009
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meh
meh
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Yeah, what he said...
kryptoniangirl
12:00PM on 07/27/2009
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I agree with Mark_Rumsfield except for the Twilight thing. Didn't think the movie was that great, but loved everyone in the movie. Kristen Stewart is seriously one of the most misunderstood actresses out there right...
I agree with Mark_Rumsfield except for the Twilight thing. Didn't think the movie was that great, but loved everyone in the movie. Kristen Stewart is seriously one of the most misunderstood actresses out there right now. I think she's very cool and dispite her very petite stature, I think she is beautiful.
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scrotalache924
11:51AM on 07/27/2009
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:-( Back to the fail bin.
:-( Back to the fail bin.
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I'm very impressed by this girl and find her incredibly hot
Mark_Rumsfield
10:43AM on 07/27/2009
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Kristen Stewart is someone who really caught my attention lately. I think she's one of the best young actresses working today and is gorgeous. She is very unique and there is something extremely sexy about her. I...
Kristen Stewart is someone who really caught my attention lately. I think she's one of the best young actresses working today and is gorgeous. She is very unique and there is something extremely sexy about her. I love her personality, in every interview I've read of hers she always has a lot of funny and honest things to say, unlike a lot of other actresses.

She's great in every movie she's in. I'm not a fan of Twilight (or I can't even call myself a fan when compared to some people who go nuts for it) but did think she did an excellent job in that movie. But, I'm very interested in seeing Twilight 2 because I'm a big fan of the new director they got.
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philalva77
8:39AM on 07/27/2009
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this has nothing to do with twilight but there is absolutely not a single attractive thing about her, she looks suicidal in every pic.
this has nothing to do with twilight but there is absolutely not a single attractive thing about her, she looks suicidal in every pic.
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