When you hear model turned actress, the news usually isn't very good. You hope for a great nude scene in a marginally watchable movie, and that's about it. But every once in awhile somebody shows real promise. She takes all that beauty and shows that she can also apply a pretty cool personality to a decent variety of roles. Somebody like: AMBER VALLETTA!

ASS (9/10):

Sweet sweetness here my friends. Looking at this particular backside takes me to a very happy place. It's a little slimmer than I usually prefer, but getting caught up on that seems downright ungrateful in the face of such a well made booty.

BOOBIES (9/10):

I didn't think much of Valletta's chesties when I first started checking 'em out, but then I came across this pic (NSFW), and was slightly blown away. I'm not sure that boobs on the smallish side can get much better than this.

FACE (9/10):

Somebody needs to teach this chick to smile. I mean, I get the whole model thing and not eating and flying all over the place on little sleep takes a lot out of you, but for someone with as striking a face as she's got, it seems a damned shame not to light it up with a little grin now and then. But despite the fact that I generally abhor no-smileys, I find her face way too fascinating to grade much lower than perfect. There is some oddness there, however, so YMMV.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Didn't expect much from Valletta's brain pan I'll admit, but she actually seems pretty damn cool. From the fact that she's actively involved in charities like St. Jude Research Hospital and the Nina Hyde Foundation, to this quote - "Women can be strong, be smart, be sexy, be mothers, be wives, and be powerful. We don't need to compromise," - I definitely dig what she seems to be about.

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