This week's hottie is a lady that was a big part of making me a cinematic man. I can clearly remember when I saw her in MISCHIEF that my chief thought was, "WOW!" She then up and snagged John Travolta before he got his star back, which was actually not too sad a day since she never seemed attainable even in my wildest fantasies. I'm talking, of course, about: KELLY PRESTON!

ASS (8/10):

Some unflattering pictures of Preston's haunches have been snapped at the beach occasionally when she's out of movie shape, but there's no question that she's carrying a perfectly delectable heinie. Back in the day she would have been at least a nine, but even after kids and age have done their business, she's still got a lot of upside to her backside.

BOOBIES (9/10):

Easily a 10 here until the last decade, but aging's a bitch. Can't get over how lovely her breasts are, though. As you can see from this vintage pic (NSFW), these suckers were epic. Big, natural and beautiful. You can tell she's offering them just a bit more support these days, but we're still looking at damn near a set of natural wonders.

FACE (9/10):

Kelly's face is what has always drawn me in, which is saying something given the twins she's rocking about six inches below it. She's always had that perfect mixture of innocent looking, trouble making minx. Sexy as hell and just damn fun to look at. As she's matured her look has become slightly harsher, but nothing to worry over. She's aging gracefully and could still stop me in my tracks with a glance.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Sadly, being a Scientologist is about the most interesting thing about KP's outlook on life. Despite that handicap, she seems like a genuinely nice person who's pretty damn together. She makes the choice to put family first and definitely rocks the devoted homemaker vibe. There's not a whole lot that jumps out as hangoutworthy, but then again there's not really anything to dislike either.

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