It's easy to be amused by Tara Reid and her self-destructive party messes, because she's not particularly talented not notably attractive. But what about when you have someone a little more legit who appears hell bent on destroying career and looks? As last week's hottie showed, it is possible to turn things around, but there's still a big question mark about what's going to happen with: LINDSAY LOHAN!

ASS (7/10):

Lohan's going to have to work overtime as she ages to keep her backside from looking like a couple of saddlebags. For now she has the benefit of youth on her side, and the booty is a reasonably fun bit to look at, although she's been an ace at distracting us with other things to focus on.

BOOBIES (10/10):

Body weight issues have certainly caused these sweater puppies to plump up and deflate over the years, but at their best these are nothing less than heavenly. I'm not sure when Lindsay has her A-game going that there's a better rack out there this side of Diora Baird.

FACE (10/10):

We've seen so many unflattering paparazzi photos of LL as she's finishing up a night of abusing whatever her favorite substances are, that it's easy to lose sight of the fact she's got a stunning face. Perhaps the all access pass she's given us to her nether regions has killed the mystique forever, but from a straight pictorial perspective, she's got the stuff of true Hollywood glamour. If she ever commits to a lifestyle that doesn't require multiple hospitalizations and early face destruction, she'll probably keep her allure for a long time. Otherwise expect that beauty to fade hardcore over the next decade (or sooner).

PERSONALITY (8/10):

I'll gladly take the hit from those who are going to argue this should be way lower. The chick has definitely made many bad decisions, and seems like a hot mess a lot of the time. But here's the thing. She's smart. Like Tina Fey smart. And that counts for a lot. She also has a pretty strong sense of career awareness, and surprisingly, comes across as a very thoughtful young lady. That doesn't change the fact that her passions are overtaking her common sense the last five years or so, but that kind of conflict makes a person more, not less, interesting to me. And let's not forget that every good thing she manages to eek out of her life and career is despite the two trainwrecks she has for parents. Those two should be tossed in a blender and then dumped in the nearest septic tank.

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