October 5, 2009
Body Shop: Marley Shelton
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Source: MovieHotties
by Mr. Pink

Most weeks I have some reason for the hottie I pick, but this week not so much. I just kinda stumbled upon this chick's name, saw she has a movie coming out, and went with it. So let's roll with the experiment and see if it was worthwhile to body shop: MARLEY SHELTON!

Check her out in - Untitled

ASS (7/10):

Hard as hell to find a decent pic of Shelton's butt, so I just picked a sweet look that gives you the general idea. She's actually pretty flat back there, which is no doubt a big part of why she's not showing it off much in her various photo shoots.

BOOBIES (9/10):

We've got a delightfully yummy set of twin kittens here friends. Never underestimate the power of some natural and nicely sized roundness breaking up the angle-iness of a skinny chick. It's like a gold watch in the hands of a skilled hypnotist. Ya just can't look away.

FACE (7/10):

Marley has that waifish, heroin chic look to her face, and it's not one that has ever appealed to me. I'll grant that her look generates some interest, but the big eyes in particular, which would usually be a plus for me, in this case just don't work all that well.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

Meh. She seems nice enough, but pretty boring in that cheerleader/prom queen /golden girl sort of way. Nothing to be mad at by any means. Just not much to get the blood pumping either. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, well, too bad. She's married.

CAREER (7/10):

Ms. MS certainly has some outstanding movies on her resume, although the only one I really remembered her from without a little help from IMDB is GRINDHOUSE. So what to do with someone who shows up in good stuff, but doesn't leave that much of an impression? I guess give her credit for having a solid career, but let's not go too nuts on the praise.

High points: THE SANDLOT, PLEASANTVILLE, GRINDHOUSE
Low points: WARRIORS OF VIRTUE, BUBBLE BOY, UPTOWN GIRLS

OVERALL (7/10):

Marley Shelton is a great example of the competent but not outstanding hotties that populate the secondary roles of Hollywood. Outside of her excellent rack-a-doodle-doo, there's just not too much to get excited about here. Or maybe I'm just getting jaded and cranky. I'll definitely be extra curious to hear from ya'll this week.

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ToddRH
6:09PM on 10/08/2009
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Just from the profile, I'd give that ass more than a 7! A strong 8.5 to a weak 9!
Just from the profile, I'd give that ass more than a 7! A strong 8.5 to a weak 9!
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hott???
The Heartless
10:27PM on 10/06/2009
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she was in sin city. big plus. i say ive recognized her enough. shes been in some big movies. also sugar and spice ... shes hott great boobs
she was in sin city. big plus. i say ive recognized her enough. shes been in some big movies. also sugar and spice ... shes hott great boobs
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dillisasexyman
2:03AM on 10/06/2009
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I'd give her a nine mostly due to her eyes... and rack.
I'd give her a nine mostly due to her eyes... and rack.
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dillisasexyman
2:02AM on 10/06/2009
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I'd give her a nine mostly due to her eyes... and rack.
I'd give her a nine mostly due to her eyes... and rack.
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dirkwork25
1:45AM on 10/06/2009
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I like her enough to give her an 8 overall. I agree with the first post that the ass pic is one of the best I've seen.
I like her enough to give her an 8 overall. I agree with the first post that the ass pic is one of the best I've seen.
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pcch7
9:24PM on 10/05/2009
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Seriously, who do I mail to get you to do a bodyshop on Vanessa Marcil?
Seriously, who do I mail to get you to do a bodyshop on Vanessa Marcil?
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MR_PINK
9:10AM on 10/06/2009
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Her agent. Tell 'em to get her in a movie!
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ragekorne
8:31PM on 10/05/2009
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Lol, Kathy Bates. Nice Mr. Pink. I didnt mean to suggest doing a Body Shop on someone like that. But there's gotta be someone out there that you dont understand the love for.

Now, it's not a movie...
Lol, Kathy Bates. Nice Mr. Pink. I didnt mean to suggest doing a Body Shop on someone like that. But there's gotta be someone out there that you dont understand the love for.

Now, it's not a movie hottie, but for me personally I dont understand the attraction to someone like Taylor Swift. I'd give that woman a 3. I was just suggesting you find someone as a Movie Hottie equivalent to that and get some people arguing over how smart/dumb you are ;P
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DemonDan
4:03PM on 10/05/2009
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She has always reminded me of a poor man's heather graham. neck down looks tasty though.
She has always reminded me of a poor man's heather graham. neck down looks tasty though.
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MR_PINK
5:08PM on 10/05/2009
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Gotta say that's a pretty spot on description.
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Not so much
BDubs
1:03PM on 10/05/2009
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Her deer in headlights look was one of the worst parts of Grindhouse for me.
Her deer in headlights look was one of the worst parts of Grindhouse for me.
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Cherry Liquor
10:10AM on 10/05/2009
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I like her. I don't LOVE her, but there's a healthy amount of like towards her on my part.
I like her. I don't LOVE her, but there's a healthy amount of like towards her on my part.
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6 or less?
MR_PINK
9:25AM on 10/05/2009
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You're right rage, but a lot of the reason for that is BS'ing somebody who isn't hot doesn't really fit the site vibe. And a 6 is most definitely NOT hot. I mean, do we really want to see Kathy Bates here?
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You're right rage, but a lot of the reason for that is BS'ing somebody who isn't hot doesn't really fit the site vibe. And a 6 is most definitely NOT hot. I mean, do we really want to see Kathy Bates here?

That said, I'd love to hear from ya'll on hotties that YOU think are overrated and deserve to be taken down a peg, or just hotties that you've been dying to see featured that I haven't gotten to yet.
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ragekorne
8:57AM on 10/05/2009
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Well, ya pretty much hit the nail on the head with this one. Although, overall I'd maybe drop her to a 6, though I dont blame you for the 7. (It just seems you rarely ever go below a 7...c'mon next week piss off...
Well, ya pretty much hit the nail on the head with this one. Although, overall I'd maybe drop her to a 6, though I dont blame you for the 7. (It just seems you rarely ever go below a 7...c'mon next week piss off some dudes and pick a chick you think is mad over rated and drop a bad score. F the hate!)
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philalva77
8:54AM on 10/05/2009
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the pic u used for the ass is amazing and she is gorgeous, always liked & she ruled in planet terror and hilarious in sugar & spice a truly undderrated flick. good scores all around
the pic u used for the ass is amazing and she is gorgeous, always liked & she ruled in planet terror and hilarious in sugar & spice a truly undderrated flick. good scores all around
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