This week's hottie is so smokin' that she has an entire month named after her. I naturally assumed she was a Playboy model, but it turns out she's been making big waves on the small screen in MAD MEN, and I realized that I'd seen her in a number of things that she did a very fine job in. So while the lack of nude pictures is not what I was expecting, I still don't feel like anybody's wasting time taking a good look at: JANUARY JONES!

ASS (7/10):

Based on this pic alone January would rate an 8 in this category, but it's a very generous picture. Every other look at her backside I could find showed a toned, but definitely flatish keister. Why didn't I use one of those you may ask? Because they're not nearly as fun to look at.

BOOBIES (9/10):

I'd like to chomp on Jones' lady bits like Pac-Man chasing down dots. She has a simply spectacular shape to her chest. Plus they sit nicely, and reign atop a pretty delicious tummy. Quite a sight for sure. Too bad she hasn't given us an unobstructed look yet.

FACE (8/10):

So the eyebrows are out of control. And that nose is a bit misshapen around the nostrils. Plus her mouth is a bit tiny. But you know what? Who cares? Chick is hot in a young Meg Ryan spliced with a porn star kinda way. I don't usually go for blondes, but sweet jiminy, give me more of this any time.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

There's an interesting interview with Ms. Jones by none other than Jack Nicholson in Interview magazine, and what it mostly shows is that she's filled with all sorts of awshucks pluckiness. I don't want to give her too hard a time, because it was Jack Nicholson asking the questions, but when you're significantly less interesting than the questions being posed to you, well, you ain't the kinda chick that flips my switch. But at the same time she's perfectly pleasant and well spoken.

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